The 100 Gayest Places You’ve Had Sex

On our massive Lesbian Sex Survey (open to all women who have sex with other women) we asked you “what is the weirdest place you’ve had sex?” and nearly 7,000 of you gave us the details on your experiences in dressing rooms, bathrooms, parking lots and wooded areas all over the universe!

While putting together a listling of the weirdest places you’ve had sex and compiling numbers about where you’ve had sex for a post devoted to that topic, I gradually realized another listling opportunity was right there in my open fists — the queerest, gayest, most yes homo, most yes queen, most super-special-snowflake places you’ve gotten it on. Shall we?

The 100 Gayest Places You’ve Had Sex

1. In the crowd at a Pride Festival

2. The back of a Jeep next to a beaver pond. That’s right. Beaver. Pond. A pond with an entire family of beavers in it.

3. The back of a U-Haul. It was not in motion.

4. In front of the Smith College Library in a hurricane

5. My ex-boyfriend’s house with my new girlfriend

6. A nunnery tower

7. The can yard at a recycling plant

8. The office of LGBT Affairs

9. On a table filled with crafts….at A-Camp

10. An open field during a folk festival

11. In an upstairs room at the SPCA after looking at puppies with my girlfriend

12. A busy supermarket parking lot near our donor’s house — the fresher the sperm the better right?

13. The shed of our community garden

14. In my ex-girlfriend’s bed, but not with her…

15. The back of a Prius on Mt. Feelings

16. Home Depot

17. The Hampshire College Senior Project Platform Treehouse

18. Army Boot Camp female showers in Afghanistan

19. Finney Chapel, Oberlin College

20. An alcove of an apartment building on Castro Street in San Francisco

21. On the floor of a rave while doing tantric yoga

22. In the bush

23. My college’s Gay-Straight Alliance office

24. In my sorority house. With my sorority sister. During initiation.

25. Girlfriend’s parents’ closet (and we were both in the closet at the time so that’s why it was weird)

26. In a stairwell of a co-op house

27. In the middle of a rugby pitch at night

28. Under an apple tree next to a carpark full of nuns

29. At a Miley Cyrus concert

30. In a jail cell while visiting my girlfriend (she’s a cop)

31. The Mount Holyoke Amphitheater and several places in the library

32. IKEA

33. During The Rocky Horror Picture Show (“Toucha Toucha Touch Me”)

34. The Catholic liturgy section (surprisingly unintentional) of Neilson Library at Smith College.

35. On the ferry to Fire Island

36. In the pit at an Otep show

37. On the conference table of The Seattle Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce with a girl I’d just met.

38. When we were on our way to Brighton she pulled up in a car park which had “dyke” in the name. It had to be done.

39. Pitchers mound on a baseball diamond at a softball tournament

40. The basement of a bike shop

41. Underneath a table (the pulpit) in a chapel. Specifically, the chapel belonging to my former All-Girls Catholic middle school.

42. Against a fence outside of the Wildrose in Seattle

43. In a cob house built on a queer farm with a straight girl

44. On a bus surrounded by people on the way to a protest

45. Burning Man strap-on-a-thon

46. While riding a power sander at a job site

47. Her boyfriend’s house

48. Bathroom stall at a 90’s prom after asking her into the stall “to borrow a tampon”

49. The back of a Suburu Forester

50. Girl Scout Camp on the grounds of a Catholic Church

51. The bathroom of a homophobic cult/restaurant

52. Klub Deer

53. In the bed of her ex’s truck

54. In a memorial garden under a statue of the Virgin Mary. If I wasn’t already on the way to hell…

55. In the bathroom at Stonewall Inn

56. My front garden (that’s not an euphemism btw)

57. Dolly Parton concert, while sitting in the audience

58. A gender-neutral bathroom in my college’s science building

59. The bathroom at the Lex? Jk everyone has sex there

60. Second-hand bookstore, amongst a collection of vintage women’s weekly magazines

61. In the front row of a Broadway show

62. On my Women’s Studies professor’s desk (not with her)

63. In a dressing room while prom dress shopping with my girlfriend at the time

64. In a bookstore in downtown Montreal

65. The bathroom of a lesbian-friendly Strip Club

66. At a Pagan shrine in Ireland

67. In a very small very messy bathroom with a cat nearby and parents in the other room with no lock on the door

68. Walk-in cooler at a vegan restaurant

69. A tent at Coachella

70. Dolores Park

71. On a ranch, in the homophobic ranch owners shower

72. UCLA’s botanical gardens

73. Library of Congress subclass HQ, 4th floor, Mudd Library, Oberlin College. Ohio is a pretty weird place in general to have sex.

74. The breastfeeding room at the mall

75. In a yurt tent in the French Haut-Savoie

76. Rodeo bathroom stall

77. On route 17 driving from Santa Cruz back to SF. She was driving with one hand down my cutoff shorts. SO DANGEROUS and SO HOT. And completely successful might I add.

78. The photo booth at a gay bar

79. Back seat of my car in the parking lot of a sports bar during a Denver Broncos game

80. On a charter bus full of Rollergirls

81. I’ve had so much sex in the woods/outdoors that I no longer consider it a weird way to have sex….. shout out to A-Camp, yo.

82. In the office of the LGBT group I belonged to in college

83. Club bathroom at The Crib in San Francisco! Oh, to be wasted, underage, and unapologetic.

84. On top of a climbing tower, wearing harnesses

85. On the sidewalk in Palm Springs, in the middle of the day. Sober.

86. The Women’s Resource Center

87. On a yoga mat, outside

88. Standing up against the back wall of a small unlit stage in the middle of the playa during Burning Man… while someone apparently circled around on a bike

89. In/on a tractor…yeehaw y’all!

90. In the backseat of a mini-van at Lilith Fair

91. On a moving motorcycle, while dressed as Buzz Lightyear (gogo boots, green and purple tutus, and blow up wings), being fingered alternately by the driver and another who kept pace beside us on our way home from a strip club in Key West.

92. On a golf course

93. Dont laugh: a fishmonger.

94. The YWCA Parking Lot

95. In the stands of a racetrack while a horse race was happening

96. In a closet (We barely got through it, we were laughing too damn hard)

97. On a public sidewalk during a punk rock block party all day festival

98. Inside a confessional at St. Patrick’s Cathedral

99. In a classroom at UC Berkeley

100. In the car at a drive in. At a Harry Potter movie. The shame.