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Fall Activities, Ranked by Bisexuality

Tell me why every bisexual you know does some type of puzzle at least once a week. Scientists should study this.

Em Win —

Sep 23, 2024

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- Jobu Tupaki (Everything Everywhere All At Once) - Roxy Richter (Scott Pilgrim) - Hela (Thor Ragnorak) - T-X (Terminator 3) - Maleficent (the Angelina Jolie version) - Lucy Diamond (D.E.B.S.)

movie lists

33 Action Villains, Ranked by Lesbianism

Gays! We love our villains!

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Sep 9, 2024

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- Ripley from Alien - Letty from Fast & Furious - Charlize Theron in Atomic Blonde - Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie - Dr. Jo Harding from Twister - Okoye from Black Panther

movie lists

42 Action Heroines, Ranked by Lesbianism

We’re two action movie-loving lesbians with a simple desire: MORE LESBIANS IN ACTION MOVIES!!!!

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Aug 21, 2024

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an anchovies ornament, a garlic ornament, a groundhog ornament, and an ornament with a photo of the author and her partner Kristen Arnett on it

comedy

My Christmas Ornaments, Ranked by Lesbianism

“Owls are the most lesbian bird of prey imo.”

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Nov 30, 2023

britney spears

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Britney Spears Music Videos, Ranked By Homoeroticism

“Britney is very often being homo-erotic with herself but you know what? It’s allowed. Be Free.”

Riese —

Oct 25, 2023

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a creepy animatronic clown holding two daggers; an animatronic monster woman with branches for fingers; an animatronic little girl on a swing holding a rat

halloween

Spirit Halloween Animatronics, Ranked By Lesbianism

“I yearned for her howling spirit” sounds like how an erotic werewolf fiction author might describe a Sapphic lupine sex scene.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —

Sep 29, 2023

grease

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Collage: Rizzo, Kenicke, Sandy, Jan on top row Stephanie, Mrs Murdoch, Frenchie and Michael on the bottom row

movie features

Every Character From Grease and Grease 2, Ranked by Lesbianism

In honor of this week’s release of “Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies,” we are ranking every character from Grease and Grease 2 by lesbianism.

Riese —

Apr 7, 2023

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Baloo from The Jungle Book, Paddington, and Smokey the Bear

pop culture fix

Bears, Ranked By Lesbianism

Cocaine Bear has finally hit theaters. Apparently he only terrorizes straight people? But we couldn’t pass up an opportunity to be part of such an important cultural conversation. And so,…

Heather Hogan —

Feb 24, 2023

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christmas

Christmas Traditions, Ranked by Lesbianism

Caroling is gay.

danijanae —

Dec 24, 2022

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Six babes with baseball bats from this list. Top, L to R: Beyonce, Renee Montoya, Harley Quinn. Bottom, L to R: Waverly Earp, Jo DeLuca, Cristina Yang

sports

25 Babes With Baseball Bats, Ranked by Lesbianism

“Color coordinating the bat to the suit is iconiccccc dyke behavior.”

the team —

Nov 6, 2022

horror

Horror Is So Gay

movie lists

40 Female Horror Protagonists, Ranked by Lesbianism

The women featured on this list include Final Girls, monsters, and everything in between.

Lily Alvarado —

Oct 24, 2022

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Most Lesbian Christmas Songs: A collage of five Christmas albums by Doris Day, Nat King Cole, Wham!, Brenda Lee, and Eartha Kitt

holigays

Classic Christmas Songs, Ranked by Lesbianism

The lyric “someday soon, we all will be together, if the fates allow” is very Sappho if you know what I mean. I’ll take any opportunity to find the dyke…

danijanae —

Nov 30, 2021