VIDEO: Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office Episode #205: Cloud Atlas In The Sky

by riese & julie and brandy

Well, it’s been a number of months since Julie & Brandy last blessed us with their spunky and irreverent take on a popular film of their choosing, and although we busy ourselves re-watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo & Fries and Hhenger Gahms, it’s still difficult to get through everyday life without a new episode from which to steal and repeat jokes. Therefore I am simply overjoyed to announce a brilliantly fresh episode of Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office is about to premiere right in front of your eyeballs!

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard were scouring the earth for a new film that’d be appropriate for their comedy stylings when they came across this speech by transgender director Lana Wachowski on this very website and thought, “Oooo! Let’s support this movie!” and dutifully trekked to the theater at the asscrack of dawn. Unfortunately they learned, as Julie put it, “good people make bad movies.” On another note, my mother saw Cloud Atlas on her birthday and loved it, so.

A quick refresher about In Your Box Office, World’s Most Beloved Webseries:

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are a sensational acting/writing duo trying to cause a sensation with their romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

But since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianism, and lack of any real significant training.

So, get a giant box of Junior Mints, take off your socks, curl into a small ball on your couch and press “play.” And if you’d like to read more about the race-related issues people have with this movie that Julie and Brandy bring up in their video, I recommend Yo, Is That Racist? Race-Bending Your Way Around Cloud Atlas and Media Action Network For Asian-Americans Speaks Up Against Cloud Atlas.

Also (this is the last thing, I promise), even though everybody hates the new Final Cut, I really like it! It’s enabled me to post this video in HD so I encourage you to select 720 HD quality when watching this fantastic video!

VIDEO: Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office #202: Hangover 2, The Ladies Edition

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard are very busy international celebrities, but they’re not too busy to go see a movie about four dudes called The Hangover II. The thing is that Julie hates men. So what did they think of the film? Well, you’ll have to wait and see!

A quick refresher:

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are a sensational acting/writing duo trying to cause a sensation with their romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

But since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianisim, and lack of any real significant training.

Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready. Do you have your wigs and pita ready in a big bowl? I hope you do. Because this episode is going to really excite you, change your life, inspire you to scale new heights, and maybe lead you to re-evaluate your perspective on baby harp seals.

A quick and important note:  Due to incredibly mind-blowing frustrating technical issues, has taken three weeks of wrestling with Final Cut to get this sucker into a presentable format for your eyeholes. So any bizarre picture problems or possible subliminal messages serve to cover up an image of Julie & Brandy’s scrambled faces. And nobody wants to look at scrambled faces!

If you like it you should comment because Brandy gets really insecure if you don’t. Maybe even comment if you don’t like it, just to tell them that you love them.

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VIDEO! Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office #201: Black Swan Did You Really Happen

Wow can you believe it? At last, the Season Two premiere of Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard In Your Box Office. In honor of the lesbo-vadge-rage inspired by Black Swan and a subsequent flare-up of aforementioned rage while reading Autostraddle’s post on The Oscars, in which many readers shared positive emotions about the film Black Swan, Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard have decided to open Season 2 with Black Swan, which Julie liked less than Avatar.

A quick refresher:

Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are a sensational acting/writing duo trying to cause a sensation with their romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

But since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianisim, and lack of any real significant training.

Are you ready? Do you have a big bowl of popcorn or a giant box of Crispix? I hope so. It’s time for the eleventh heart-stopping, stomach-pounding episode of the internet sensation and world-famous comedy extravaganza, Brandy Howard & Julie Goldman in your box office! Review edited by Riese, Re-enactment edited by J/B.

(For the best viewing experience, select “720p”)

VIDEO – Autostraddle Behind-the-Scenes #5: Julie & Brandy Have Tyra Mail For Nacho

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Some pet owners teach their puppies to fetch things, or jump, or sing gospel music. Some pet owners teach their puppy to respond when Tyra Mail arrives.

VIDEO: “Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard In Your Box Office” Season TWO Trailer!!!

Autostraddle’s original groundbreaking smash hit almost-award-winning series, Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office, is back and better than ever! Don’t miss the premier of Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office Season Two!

“When I heard there was going to be a Season Two of Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office, it made me want to get a tattoo of Julie and Brandy’s faces. Preferably on my lower back or possibly inner thigh.”
– Rachel K., Autostraddle.com

When one season of Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office just isn’t enough, two seasons will surely feel like more! Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office Season Two is vacuum-packed to seal in the freshness! Don’t miss this year’s hottest ticket to laugh-out-loud fun times!

“Julie and Brandy provide more than a laugh a minute. They actually provide several laughs in the span of a minute. Sometimes three or four, sometimes 60 individual laughs, which is actually one laugh per second. They take video to a new, laugh-filled, groundbreaking level of executive lesbian realness with a bit of intergallactic glam pop thrown in there for kicks.”
– Riese B., Autostraddle.com

Brandy Howard in the shower!

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Julie Goldman in a mustache!

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Nacho and friends!

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What’s more outrageously hilarious than two girls in Hollywood trying to get their dreams made? Trying to get their movie done? Season two of Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office is executive lesbian realness like you’ve never seen before! You thought Sex and the City 2 was good? You liked Hot Tub Time Machine?! You will like these things and more, masterbrain!

“Season two of Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office is the second season! I’m going to watch it on my computer!”
-Laneia M., Autostraddle.com

Check out the trailer for Julie and Brandy: In Your Box Office Season Two, created by none other than Julie and Brandy themselves!