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Michigan Lesbian Lives Through “American Horror Story: Cult,” But Also Hope Dies, So

What self-respecting lesbian turns down a chance to sit in the same room as Rachel Maddow or Lana Winters?

Riese —

Nov 15, 2017

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American Horror Story 313 Recap: The Seven Wonders (of Myrtle Snow)

“I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that not ONE of these witches has made a Diana Ross Supremes joke. Not once. And they say “Supreme” every five seconds.…

Chelsea —

Jan 31, 2014

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American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell

Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.

Chelsea —

Jan 25, 2014

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American Horror Story 311 Recap: Protect the Coven

“She’s hoping to find out who killed Nan, which is a waste of spell if you ask me. There are like, four other people in the house with you, girl.…

Chelsea —

Jan 18, 2014

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American Horror Story 310 Recap: The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks

Welcome to the tenth episode of American Horror Story, the show that got Stevie Fucking Nicks to appear in a move that was clearly a work of powerful magic!

Chelsea —

Jan 10, 2014

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American Horror Story 309 Recap: The Yankee Eyeball Swap

Is this show ridiculous? Of course! Am I at all interested in watching TV shows that DON’T feature a talking severed head of Kathy Bates? NOPE NOPE NOPASAURUS REX!

Chelsea —

Dec 15, 2013

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American Horror Story Episode 308 Recap: The Sacred Faking

“Apparently the witches’ journey to New Orleans was just like the Oregon Trail, only with less fiber and more smelly vaginas! This fucking show, you guys. This. Fucking. Show.”

Chelsea —

Dec 9, 2013

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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome

Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio…

Chelsea —

Nov 24, 2013

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American Horror Story 306 Recap: Fond Memories of the Jazz Age

Welcome to the sixth episode of American Horror Story, where I come face to face with my greatest fear: bad New Orleans accents!

Chelsea —

Nov 18, 2013

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American Horror Story 305 Recap: Burn, Witch, Burn

“Just when all hope seems lost, Zoe beheads the zombie while wielding a motherfucking chainsaw! Look who just became an interesting character!”

Chelsea —

Nov 9, 2013

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American Horror Story 304 Recap: Fearful Pranks Ensue

“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”

Chelsea —

Nov 3, 2013

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American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements

Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!

Chelsea —

Oct 26, 2013