SPOTTED: Kristen Stewart Canoodling With New Love Interest Person Dylan Meyer

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We told you first – a claim I don’t often get to make – that avowed sourpuss and Charlie’s Angel Kristen Stewart was no longer dating Victoria’s Secret shopping bag Stella Maxwell and was instead involved with screenwriter Dylan Meyer! We have our fingers on the pulse! We’re hip! We’re with it!

On Thursday, Stewart was photographed kissing Meyer on a New York City stoop, a sign that things are heating up between this person I’ve heard of and this other person I haven’t.

Gals being pals! via Backgrid

Kristen appears shooketh / image via Backgrid

I touch my friends’ legs like this, I don’t know about you. / via Backgrid

Although the folks at Lainey Gossip are not convinced these two are more than gal pals, noted body language expert Stef Schwartz weighs in: “Kristen’s hand on Dylan’s thigh combined with Dylan’s wry smile seem to indicate a playful relationship. Maybe they’re not serious yet, but they look pretty damn content together. Also, Dylan is drinking a hot coffee in August in Manhattan which is a crime against humanity.”

See Exhibit B:

What’s next for these two lovebirds? Will they walk up Hillhurst and down Vermont Ave together in search of green juice? Will they be spotted exiting a spa? Will they appear miserable to be photographed as they hold hands outside a grocery store? Will they take Kristen’s dogs on a hike???? STAY TUNED.