Top 8 Songs My Moms Sing To Me About Me

My moms are really silly and they love to sing me original tunes.

Photographic evidence of my moms being silly.

I thought maybe the other animals of the Autostraddle Universe might relate, so in the comments you can tell me about the songs your people sing to you. Or you can just learn the songs my people sing, they’re all real bops. I am just a baby so I can’t write a longer intro than this; let’s get into the lyrics!

To the tune of Maniac:

he’s a baby man, baby man
and he’s coooold
and he’s shaking even harder than befooore

To the tune of Cindarelli:

zuzarinni zuzarinni, night and day he’s zuzzarini
lick his weenie, keep it cleanie
he’s a baby! zuzzarinni

To the tune of the Barney theme:

i love you
you’re tiny
let’s go outside and pee pee

To the tune of Just Dance:

just eat
gonna be okay doo doo doo
just eat
can’t wait all day doo doo doo
just eat

To the tune of Doctor Jones:

Dr. Z, Z, calling Dr. Z
Dr. Z, PhD
you’re so cute (YOU’RE SO CUTE)
Dr. Z, Z, you’re just a baby
Dr. Z, PhD
you’re so cute

To no particular tune:

Did ya poop on the floor Mr. Smallman?
Did ya poop on the floor Mr. Smallman?
Yeah, ya pooped on the floor,
Yeah, ya pooped on the floor,
Oh you pooped on the floor Mr. Smallman.

To the tune of Baby Shark:

mr. man doo doo doo doo doo doo
mr. man doo doo doo doo doo doo
mr. man doo doo doo doo doo doo
mr. man

To the tune of The Farmer in the Dell:

the boy’s being weird
the boy’s being weird
hi ho the dairy-o
the boy’s being weird