HELLO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH did you need a photoshoot of Samira Wiley looking extremely hot and gay as hell with visible armpit hair to celebrate?! Well it’s your lucky day because I am here to present to you the June cover of NYLON magazine, which happens to star Samira Wiley posing like the powerhouse that she is, along with an extensive photoshoot to go along with the cover story!!! Each photo is hotter than the next! The entire story was written and photographed by lesbians! Samira! Wiley! Looks! So! Good! Praise Lesbian Jesus, happy Pride month to us all!
This breaking news happens to arrive as 95% of the Autostraddle editorial staff make our way to Ojai, California to staff our annual A-Camp, so while usually we’re all working remotely from coffee shops and home offices today I have the honor and the privilege to be writing this from Terminal 6 at LAX, surrounded by my fellow queers as we wait for a shuttle to transport us to our home away from home for one week. As such I checked in with some of our staff members in person to hear their thoughts on this important gay development.
Photo by Kate Owen
“These are sexy. That goes without saying,” said Taylor Hatmaker, Former Autostraddle Editor and Current A-Camp Photographer.
Photo by Kate Owen
“Yuuuhuum,” said Kaylah Isis, A-Camp Dance Team Captain and YouTube Influencer, then proceeded to spell the word “yuuuhuum” for me so we would report it exactly as she intended, with the correct amount of u’s before and after the h.
Photo by Kate Owen
“Woooooooooooooow,” Associate Editor Carmen Phillips exclaimed, while clutching her heart and shaking her head.
Photo by Kate Owen
“Wow wow wow wow,” added Staff Writer and Thirst Trap Expert Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya.
Photo by Kate Owen
To conclude, Staff Writer and Noted Gemini Al(aina) Monts said: “What does she need? How can I give it to her? I want to do everything for her.”
Thank you Samira Wiley for helping us start our Pride month off right. We are, as always, extremely grateful.
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS in that it’s MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING and also I’m broken now and so grateful for it, wow
wow
I need a more dignified way to say “sploosh”
Wow
* low whistle *
Samira Wiley has so many looks I can barely contain myself. Heartstopping.
…But also….
All my AS crushes in the same airport lounge. TOGETHER. I’m scream-fainting.
Soooooo freaking gorgeous!
I need a more dignified way to say “sploosh”
Le sploosh
Not enough letters, ‘le splooshe’ at the very least cuz if you’re gunna class something up with faux French it needs at least one silent letter.
Goùde pointe
You can throw a diphtongue in there. Always helps.
Le sploushe 👌🏼
Le spélouche
Parfait
we are so blessed
oh that’s, gosh,
Well that’s me done for the day…
Queen is looking so good, holy hell!!!