QUIZ: Which Kristen Stewart Movie Character Are You?

Pick a dream job:*

Rock Star
Knight
Teacher
Stunt Double
Dancer
Actor
Writer
Art Museum Curator

Pick a pair of shoes:*

Pick a dessert:*

French Toast
Crème brûlée
Bread & Butter Pudding
Apple Pie
Brown butter and toffee chocolate chip cookies
Donuts
Salted Fudge Brownies
Red Velvet Cake

Pick a core value:*

Congratulations! You've been invited to a cinematic event! Pick the Kristen Stewart red carpet look you'd like to roll up in:*

Pick a post-breakup behavior:*

Channeling my pain into my art
Getting out of town with my closest friends to get some perspective
Considering that perhaps the right person for me has been here all along but I didn't see it because I was dating someone else
Rushing immediately into another relationship that I am certain is the actual great love of my life
Making risky decisions that'll either preoccupy my otherwise anxious mind or inspire my ex to come back to me
Completely disappearing and re-starting my life somewhere else while my ex stands on a proverbial or literal mountaintop wondering where I went and reckoning with their own behavior
Processing everything wrong with my last relationship that I couldn't talk about at the time and making decisions about what I need in my next partner
Throwing myself into my work and flirting with abandon

You have died, but now you get to be reborn in the body of an Olympic Gold Medalist, and you can pick the sport you think would be the most fun to be the best at! Pick the sport:*

Pick a book that you think would be most helpful to you at this point in your life:*

Which of these Kristen Stewart movies NOT included on this quiz is your favorite?

Personal Shopper
On the Road
Zathura: A Space Adventure
Adventureland
Into the Wild
American Ultra
Certain Women
Panic Room

Think back to when you were in high school. You've just been called into the principal's office. Why?*

For organizing a walk-out to protest unjust school policies
For bringing alcohol to prom, which by the way did not stop it from sucking
Because she wanted to congratulate you personally on winning Student Council President
For arguing with your teacher (she was wrong, so)
For getting too distracted by your crush to pay attention in class
For skipping class
For getting bad grades despite being so smart and therefore having so much potential!
For hooking up with your teammate in the girls locker room

Pick a wedding venue:*

The Cowley Manor, The Cotswolds, United Kingdom
Redwood Chapel in Big Sur
The Art Institute of Chicago
Webster Hall Music Club in New York
A very small secret ceremony on Corisca (a French island in the Mediterranean sea)
Calamigos Ranch in Malibu, California
The Empress Estate in Washington: a romantic venue that provides a swanky fairytale setting
The New York Public Library

Pick a homoerotic film:*

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Practical Magic (1998)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Foxfire (1996)
Crossroads (2002)
Little Women (1994)
Clueless (1995)

Which one of these quotes sounds like something you'd say if you were a character in a movie:*

"It's theatre. It's an interpretation of life. It can be truer than life itself."
"This is why I avoid Christmas. It brings out the worst in everything."
"I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go."
"I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!"
"The real insult is the lie we sell that everyone has a fair shake in America.That's the real threat."
"Yes, I'm a magnet for madness. Other people's madness."
"I love playing with fire, and I don't wanna get burned."
"I feel like a tiger today. Maybe a leopard? But either way I am down to get wild."

Pick an animal friend:*

Pick a way to relieve stress when you've had a rough day:*

Call my funny best friend(s) and talk it through
Cook
Get out into nature
Drink
Go for a run or do other physical excercise
Dance to loud music
Watch goodbad movies
Kickboxing or something else active and slightly aggressive

You're making a mix tape for a long road trip. What's on it?*

Queer musicians like Brandi Carlile and Tegan & Sara
Red (Taylor's Version)
Ioanna Gika and Marissa Nadler
Bob Dylan, Nina Simone, Simon & Garfunkel and Joan Armatrading
A mix of '70s punk and '90s Riot Grrrl
'80s New Wave like Duran Duran and Talking Heads
A mix of indie and mainstream pop, like Billie Eilish, Harry Styles, Tessa Violet, King Princess, Chappell Roan and Olivia Rodrigo
Pop and hip-hop that gets me hype like Robyn, Janelle Monae, Lil Nas X and Doja Cat

Pick a sweatshirt/sweater:*

Which Kristen Stewart Movie Character Are You?

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