Quiz: What’s Your Fate in a Zombie Movie?

Happy Halloween! I’ve made another fun little horror quiz for you, because ’tis the season! This time, we’re talking zombie horror, and it means most of you are going to die. But maybe you’ll get at least a few brain jabs in before meeting your demise. As a note, the character images used in the results do not necessarily directly correspond with your fate, because I wanted to avoid spoilers where possible and pick characters from lots of different zombie movies and shows. Okay, on with the show! Remember: Aim for the brain!

You and a group of your friends are on a road trip and listening to the radio, but the music is abruptly interrupted by a weird breaking news report. You catch something about a quarantine, containment, infectious disease, maybe cannibalism? The undead?! Could you have heard that correctly? What’s the move?(Required)

Hush everyone and turn the volume up

You weren’t really listening because you were sleeping

Turn the radio off, tell everyone to calm down, and play music from your phone instead—what year is it anyway?!

Suggest turning around and stopping at the dive bar about a few miles back

Start looking up more information on your phone

Casually posit a hypothetical apocalyptic situation and ask everyone what their strengths would be

Tell someone to reach into the trunk and get the go-bag you keep in your car

Time for the opening montage sequence! A freeze frame of your face is overlaid with your name and a fun zombie movie tag. Example: KAYLA / The Team Mom. What is your tag?(Required)

The Good Friend

The Hot One

The Goofball

The Badass

The Nerd

The Hammer

The Slayer

Someone turns the radio off, and you and your friends do start talking about what you would bring to the table in the event of a hypothetical—def NOT happening for real no way!—zombie apocalypse. In a nutshell, what would you say your strength is?(Required)

You’re a problem solver

Nothing

You can provide comedic relief

You can improvise when the plan goes awry

You have a relentless sense of hope even in the face of disaster

Intuition

You’ve prepared for this exact situation

You start to near a small town, but something looks off. There’s no one outside, and houses are boarded up. What do you do?(Required)

Turn off the music and tell everyone to be on high alert

Suggest finding a grocery store so you can get some snacks

Roll down your window and shout HEY IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

Tell the driver to pull over so you can all get out and look around

Call someone you love and ask if they’ve noticed anything weird where they live

Turn the radio back on to see if there’s any more information

Give your friends a quick rundown of the effective ways to kill a zombie

The group takes a vote and decides to turn around. That roadside bar a few miles back looked somewhat less apocalyptic compared to this town, so you can head there to regroup. Someone hands you the aux cord in the meantime. What 80s song are you putting on for you to all sing along to and take your minds off the creepiness?(Required)

“Chain Reaction” - Diana Ross

“I Wanna Dance With Somebody” - Whitney Houston

“Heaven Is A Place On Earth” - Belinda Carlisle

“Everybody Wants To Rule The World” - Tears For Fears

“Fast Car” - Tracy Chapman

“Ain’t Nobody” - Chaka Khan

“Eye Of The Tiger” - Survivor

Your crew pulls up to the bar. When you walk in, everything looks pretty normal. Some folks shooting pool, people drinking at scattered stools and tables, etc. And the bartender is pretty cute. What’s your first move here?(Required)

Tell your friends to find a table and you’ll order drinks for everyone

Abandon your friends entirely and get your flirt on with the cute bartender

Open your dating app to see if there are any other hotties nearby

Ask the people playing pool if you can get next game

Ask some of the other people in the bar if they know anything about the town up ahead

Order a Bud Light

Ask if anyone wants to do shots

You end up talking to the bartender and casually ask her about zombies. It turns out she knows a lot about them. She shows you the double-barrel shotgun she keeps behind the bar “just in case.” What are your thoughts?(Required)

You want to know more about her

You’re def sticking with her if things start to get weird

You think she’s a little strange for being so prepared

You ask if you can check it out

You offer to buy her a drink

She reminds you of someone from your past

That's hot

Okay it’s time for a DRAMATIC flashback to provide some exposition/backstory for your character and make viewers emotionally attached to you so that we’re sad when you (probably) die! What is the focus of your flashback?(Required)

A quick recap of how you all became friends in the first place

A montage of you living life lavishly

A friendship fight you had with someone in the group

Your band rising to stardom

A bad breakup

A major life regret

You warning people that a zombie apocalypse was imminent

The sound of a bunch of motorcycles rolling up to the bar interrupts everyone. You all look outside. Something is wrong with this biker squad. They look…decayed. Wait. WTF. It’s ZOMBIES on MOTORCYLES and they’re HERE TO KILL. Think fast:(Required)

Gather your friends and come up with a plan

Start live-streaming

Panic

Try to figure out if these are slow zombies or fast zombies—there’s a big difference!

Cry

Barricade the bar

Start looking for weapons

The bartender grabs her shotgun and tells everyone to find a weapon. What are you picking up?(Required)

Booze bottles—maybe you can turn them into makeshift explosives

A leather jacket—for the aesthetic

A big knife—aim for the brain

A pool cue—snapped in half on your knee obvs

A spiked bat—there’s one behind the bar for some reason

A tire iron—swing baby swing

A Pulaski—aka fire axe but you know the technical term

Bad news: They’re fast zombies. Probably not surprising given that they know how to ride motorcycles, ya know? These are skilled undead beings. Y’all were able to barricade the bar for now but it’s not going to hold. You have a few minutes to google anything you want to about zombies. Weird choice but okay. What are you googling?(Required)

zombies combustible?

zombie killing youtube tutorial

underground bunkers near me

stabbing 101

are zombies inherently evil or can you teach them to be good

diy booby traps

“zombie” the cranberries

The barricade won’t hold much longer. Quick, you need to psychically call upon the energy of a kickass fictional character to guide you in this fight. Who are you channeling?(Required)

The zombies are in. One runs up on the bartender, whose shotgun is malfunctioning. What do you do?(Required)

Create a distraction

Scream

Let her die

Dive over the bar and grab the gun, fix it, and fire just in the nick of time

Save the bartender and confess you’re in love with her

Throw something sharp as hard as you can directly at the zombie’s head

Throw a spare weapon to the bartender but then quickly move along because there are more zombies to kill

You get your own super stylized fight scene! It’s your time to shine! What song is playing over it?(Required)

“Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes

“Brutal” - Olivia Rodrigo

“Monster” - Lady Gaga

“t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l” - WILLOW

“Creep” - Radiohead

"Disturbia" - Rihanna

“Savage” - Megan Thee Stallion

The zombie killing continues. Soon your fate will be determined by this quiz. Before that happens, choose a thing to do in slow-motion:(Required)

Walk away from an explosion

Do a hair flip

Body slam a zombie

Run on top of the bar

Give a nod of encouragement to your friend

Strike a power pose holding a gun in one hand and a knife in the other

Brain two zombies at once

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