Quiz: What Gay Party Bus Are You Boarding?

Hello, and welcome to the Sunday Quiz!! Autostraddle is currently fundraising, which means everyone on senior staff is working longer hours than usual, so while every quiz I personally write tends to be un petit deranged, if you feel as if this particular quiz is even more weird and specific than usual — you’re probably correct! The quiz is inspired by the Sarah Paulson x Tig Notaro Lesbian Party Bus moment in queer history from last week. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, lucky for you, we have a detailed explainer all about the who, what, where of the Lesbian Party Bus. (Or, you know, if you don’t care about the Lesbian Party Bus and are just here for some mindless quiz-taking, that’s fine, too!)

What is your preferred form of transportation?(Required)

Bus

Scooter

Boat

Someone else’s car (as a Passenger Princess™)

Bike

Train

Your own car

Plane

What is the sexiest form of transportation?(Required)

Yacht

Private jet

Motorcycle

Truck

Vintage sports car

Horse

Bike

A retro Bronco

You have a long bus ride ahead of you; what are you doing to occupy yourself?(Required)

Listening to podcasts

Listening to music

Sleeping

Sexting

Streaming sports or TV on your phone

Snacking

Reading

Scrolling social media

Choose a bus:(Required)

You and your friends have rented a party bus — where are you going?(Required)

Your own bachelorette party

A concert

The club

A pool

A big sports game

Karaoke

A vacation house for the weekend

A birthday party at a restaurant

What’s the playlist like on your party bus?(Required)

Gay, Throwback, Easy To Scream-Sing To

Playful, Pop-y, Easy To Sing To

Bass-y, Good Beats, Easy To Dance To

Horny, Sultry, Easy To Make Out To

Upbeat, Cheerful, Easy To Listen To

Showtunes

A collaborative playlist with input from the whole friend group

You’re doing karaoke on the bus

What is the number one ESSENTIAL for your party bus?(Required)

Good friends

Good music

Full bar

Hot people

Cheerful mood

Good photo opps

Water/sufficient hydration

Good snacks

Pick a movie featuring a form of transportation in the title:(Required)

The Girl on the Train

Snakes on a Plane

Train to Busan

Strangers on a Train

Cars

A Streetcar Named Desire

Airplane!

Ghost Ship

Choose your fighter, Lesbian Party Bus Edition:(Required)

Tig Notaro

Stephanie Allyne

Holland Taylor

Sarah Paulson

Abby Wambach

Allison Janney

Glennon Doyle

Sherri Saum

Choose a still from the 1994 movie Speed:(Required)

Choose an Indigo Girls lyric:(Required)

“I stopped by the bar at 3 A.M. / To seek solace in a bottle or possibly a friend”

“How long ’til my soul gets it right? / Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?”

“When your whole life was on the tip of your tongue / Empty pages for the no longer young”

“My place is of the sun and this place is of the dark / And I do not feel the romance I do not catch the spark”

“Chase all the ghosts from your head / I’m stronger than the monster beneath your bed”

“Juliet, the dice were loaded from the start / And I bet, and you exploded into my heart”

“I remember the time when I came so close to you / Sent me skipping my class and running from school / And I bought you that ring, ’cause I never was cool”

“I’m gonna clear my head / I’m gonna drink that sun”

What anthropomorphized form of transportation from a children’s show is the most TERRIFYING?(Required)

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