Quiz: Choose Your Home Decor and I’ll Tell You What Movie You Should Watch While Stoned Tonight!

Well it’s my favorite holiday of the year, 4/20! A happy weed day to us all. I know what you’re thinking — how should I celebrate this beautiful day? There’s no wrong answer, really. Maybe you want to go outside with your friends and stare at the sky. Maybe you want to learn about organizations working to free folks incarcerated unjustly for cannabis. Maybe, just maybe, you want to get absolutely blazed and watch a movie, but you have NO IDEA WHAT TO WATCH!!

Luckily, all is not lost. I’m here to help. Give me your tired, your poor, your high masses yearning to have a great night. I present to you: This Quiz.

The wall behind the couch in the living room is begging for a big piece of art. You go with:(Required)

A living, breathing moss wall

An old Hollywood-style movie poster

A blocky, stylized map of the city you live in

A neon sign saying “welcome to the dollhouse”

A modern riff on Mondrian’s Taxi

Something funny

A high-definition photograph taken by a drone

An Icelandic weaving

You want to give your coffee table an accent piece. What do you choose?(Required)

A colorful bouquet of flowers from the farmer’s market

A set of golden candleholders

A bowl of crystalline apples

Whatever is considered the latest trend in home decor

A lava lamp

A bowl of onions

An old-fashioned camera

A trio of tiny clay figurines

You walk into your living room. What do you see?(Required)

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You’re choosing blankets and pillows for your couch. What do you settle on?(Required)

An eclectic mix of brightly colored, one-of-a-kind pillows

A lush southwest Pendleton

Nothing, keep the couch clean

A mushroom pillow

Geometric pillows you saw at the flea market

Something green and squishy

A blanket with a map of the underground tunnels of London

A hand-made quilt from your best friend

How would your friends describe your aesthetic?(Required)

A little bit of everything.

Sophisticated, artsy, well-curated.

Clean, shiny, and honestly… expensive.

Cute!

Hipster.

Not too self-serious.

Kind of an afterthought, tbh.

Home-made heaven.

Choose your fighter:(Required)

The dining table needs a tablecloth for the dinner party you’re about to host. Where do you go to find the tablecloth of choice?(Required)

There’s probably something good on Etsy

You bought one as soon as you moved in

Tablecloths can look a bit drab, just go out for dinner instead

Should be able to find something at Target

You don’t need a tablecloth, you have a cool table that you aren’t afraid to get dirty

Amazon (sorry but the party’s tomorrow)

Whatever they have at Walgreen’s

You crafted one yourself over the last few weeks in preparation for the party!

You ran out of soap in the bathroom and it’s time to restock! Which scent do you choose?(Required)

Something a little bit fruity, a little bit sour, it can’t quite be labeled

Musk

Clean linen

Bubblegum

Grapefruit

Victoria’s Secret Love Spell Scented Soap

A bar of soap your mom gave you over the holidays

Soap you made back in your soap-making phase

The living room could use some extra lighting. What do you do to brighten up the room?(Required)

A little bit of everything: a lamp, fairy lights, and a sconce you found on the street

A 1940s spotlight

You should never buy a house without a lot of natural lighting

A neon lamp in the shape of an avocado

A sconce you bought from a guy on Craigslight

Open a freaking window

You don’t mind the dim lighting actually, it’s better for sneaking around undetected

Open your heart, that makes any room brighter!

What’s your favorite thing about your home?(Required)

It has everything you love.

It’s organized and classy, but still tasteful and intriguing.

It’s clean and in an amazing location.

It’s so Instagrammable.

It lets you be your most creative, transgressive self.

It’s surrounded by nature.

You know you can laugh as loud as you want in it.

It’s cozy and warm.

How clean do you keep your home?(Required)

Why clean? Life is chaos anyway.

You never let it get messy in the first place.

You don’t have a lot of items because most of your stuff is still in storage anyway.

Throw things into drawers and hope for the best.

Every couple of weeks, put things away, and put the new tsotchkes out on display.

Get a bucket and start mopping.

Pretend you’re on a mission and you only have ten minutes to clean the whole place.

Put your favorite music on full blast and have fun with it!

You’ve got room for one more portrait on your portrait wall. Which portrait do you feature?(Required)

A framed portrait of Stephanie Hsu

A framed portrait of Naomi Watts

A framed portrait of Chrishell Stause

A framed portrait of Aubrey Plaza

A framed portrait of Tessa Thompson

A framed portrait of a sarcastic green ogre

A framed portrait of Rose Bryne

A framed portrait of Rachel McAdams

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