Playlist: I’ve Got A Crush On Your Dumb Face

You guys. I have a crush. It’s a big one, but I can’t help it! She’s such a dreamboat, I don’t know how I’m expected to function normally, I mean honestly. This is not my natural state of being; usually I find a way to move forward one way or another, but this situation is a little extraordinary. I am so over the moon, it’s disgusting. I feel like this stock image of a girl in the rain with a gross green smoothie looking DONE WITH EVERYTHING.

GPOY, I quit

Is it hopeless? Pretty much definitely! But we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into hopeless limerence.

Anyway, here are some songs about crushes with some songs about banging thrown in because songs about banging are the spice of life. Also please talk about your crush (or your favorite crush song) in the comments. Let’s all hold each other platonically until we can get our romantic lives sorted out.

I’ve Got A Crush On Your Dumb Face

Stream it here!

I Think I Love You – The Partridge Family
One Thing – One Direction
The Purple Bottle – Animal Collective
She’s The One – Shonen Knife
I Want You To Want Me – Letters To Cleo
A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley
Be My Baby – The Ronettes
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend (featuring Angel Deradoorian) – Angel Deradoorian & Discovery
Can You Tell – Ra Ra Riot
Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa – Vampire Weekend
Little Bit – Lykke Li
Drunk In Love – Angel Haze
I Don’t Wanna Dance On My Own (Whitney Houston vs. Robyn) – Chambaland
Drove Me Wild – Tegan & Sara
Giving Me Away – Betty Who
Cassette Tape – Katie Costello
I Wanna Hold Your Hand – The Beatles
The Waiting – Angel Olsen
Crush – 3G’s
Sittin’ Up In My Room – Brandy
Diggin’ On You – TLC
Crush – Mandy Moore
There She Goes – Sixpence None The Richer
Crush on You, or “Good Morning!” an Ode to Steve – Super Desserts

I’ve Got A Crush On Your Dumb Face from Autostraddle on 8tracks Radio.

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