No Filter: Kristen Stewart’s New Girl Friend Is Whispering Secrets Into Her Mouth
Welcome back to No Filter, a column with its finger on the pulse and its tongue in its cheek and probably a lot of other places. This week, a lot’s going on — everybody’s dating or presumably not dating everybody else and I’m all up in their business like a nosy Jewish grandmother. We at Vapid Fluff HQ work tirelessly to provide you with the queerest in supermarket tabloid journalism, mostly via Instagram.
This week in celebrities having relationships a lot more fulfilling than mine, here’s Sarah Paulson admiring Holland Taylor admiring a painting:
When captions fail… @HollandTaylor #AnnRichardsisBoss #Annatthezach pic.twitter.com/fOWDJe59nU
— Sarah Paulson (@MsSarahPaulson) March 14, 2016
Hey, do you guys know about Soko? Her record “My Dreams Dictate My Reality” was one of my favorites of the past year. Anyway, she was recently spotted being really adorable with Kristen Stewart in Paris, and you know what that means — these two are FRIENDS. VERY GOOD FRIENDS. Look at Soko whispering all her secrets into Kristen’s mouth! Look at these goddamn flowers she greeted Kristen with at the airport! If Kristen threw a party and invited everyone she knew, the biggest gift would for sure be from Soko.
The most impressive thing about Lauren and Samira’s picnic is that it appears that Duncan the dachshund has solved a Rubik’s cube all by himself. He can’t even see colors! Way to go, little dude.
Here’s one of the few pictures on Queen Latifah’s instagram that isn’t a promo shot for her new movie. I guess this is too. Whatever, the point is: we’re covering Queen Latifah now. She isn’t dating Paula Patton.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCe14FYrJSF/
Leisha Hailey is taking hip-hop dance classes now? Leisha Hailey is taking hip-hop dance classes now.
Laura Jane Grace’s guitar stares out the window pensively.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCyQ4XrJqMN/
Damn, Danielle – back at it again with the white vaaaans.
Ingrid Nilsen caught you this fish with her bare hands.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvk_urwqXh/
Kreayshawn is an actual cartoon. You oughta see her paintings of tunnels.
Join us next week, when hopefully we’ll know a lot more about the nature of this blossoming friendship between Kristen Stewart and Soko.