No Filter: Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson Are 100% Watching “Carol” in Bed Together, Sound the Alarm
Hello nerds, today we’re going to look at some stuff that famous people have been up to on the internet! Are you ready?!?! But first, we’re going to talk about the situation with model/actress Paris Jackson and noted author Cara Delevingne. Are they dating?! They haven’t said for sure, but for two people who aren’t dating, they sure spend a lot of time together. I would like to begin by presenting my receipts proving that I have been on this beat for literally years:
For what it’s worth, Radar says that ever since she almost fell off a building in February (?!), Paris has been partying hard, smoking a lot of weed, sleeping in a teepee (ughhhh) and disappointing her grandparents by (wait for it)… dating Cara Delevingne. I buy it.
For example:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgiHUkjHp0w/?taken-by=parisjackson
Look, this is gay. I don’t make the rules.
More damningly, these two apparently recently posted a video of themselves in bed, eating strawberries and watching the modern lesbian classic Carol, right smack in the middle of international Carol month. Is there any gayer way to announce one’s relationship than by celebrating the Battle of Waterloo via Instagram stories? I can’t think of one.
Cara and Paris watching Carol…in bed. pic.twitter.com/bVJNwmnOYj
— betteportergallery (@betteporter2025) March 20, 2018
And speaking of people who are very good friends…
Today this sweet lil movie I’m in can be seen. @WhoopiGoldberg is my movie mom again. Maybe she’ll just adopt me now ? https://t.co/L5pGCHPR99
— Tessa Thompson (@TessaThompson_x) March 16, 2018
Fur sho https://t.co/ENz4uRace2
— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) March 16, 2018
I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE SUPPORTIVE OF THEIR GAL PALS. Janelle is really into mutually supportive gal pal situations, apparently:
😘👄💋❤️🌹😍😜
— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) March 16, 2018
https://www.instagram.com/p/BghxPLYn6Qt/?taken-by=kehlani
I am suddenly very interested in sports!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgjZfKVF5pG/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
Evan Rachel Wood found bisexual lighting IN A CAVE. And because I thought you needed bonus Evan/Janelle content this week:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgfWtzejy7J/?taken-by=therealsararamirez
Sara Ramirez’s whole everything is so precise and on point this week.
Bury me under a print of this painting Holland Taylor apparently COMMISSIONED of Sarah’s dogs.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgZ6z-1lrQn/
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Picture this: Lena Waithe makes this face at me and I do my best to make it right back. She doesn’t notice because this is a photograph she posted on the internet and she actually doesn’t know I exist. I still feel like we have a deep connection.
Laura Jane Grace just lookin cute in a window.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgfS2fblcPX/?taken-by=laurenjauregui
Oh, hello.
Moving to California has turned Jenny Owen Youngs into this person and I’m not sure what to do about it. You guys, did you forget about weather?!?!?
Lea Delaria is sure doing some things!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgW-PKGDk5Z/?taken-by=kristinnoeline
Last but not least, I am here to shame Kristin Russo for her newfound obsession with vaping.