So many funny and strange videos, so little time!
HOW EXCITED ARE YOU ABOUT THE HUNGER GAMES? I have tickets for Friday night. Did you know that Jennifer Lawrence is the greatest thing? I bet you already did know. You guys always know this stuff before I do.
Ellen DeGeneres returns to the New Orleans JCPenny store that once employed Ms. DeGeneres. She causes a ruckus and makes me laugh so much that I forgive myself for enjoying a nine-minute commercial:
This is a video of Jason Russell speaking at Jerry Fallwell’s Liberty University, aka the University of Evil. Queerty’s post about this video was entitled “WATCH: Jason Russell’s Speech At Liberty University Is Gayer Than A Purse Full Of Rainbow-Colored Penisess,” just FYI.
Last night world-famous tennis playing lesbian Martina Navratilova, Dancing With the Stars’ first lesbian contestent, did the foxtrot. The judges on this show make me wish I lived in a private sea colony with enough string cheese to feed me for life, so I couldn’t watch that part, I can only imagine how delighted they were to see her in glitter!