Kristen Stewart Is Seeking Gay Ghost Hunters and I’m Thrilled To Announce My New Career as a Gay Ghost Hunter
Stylist CJ Romero sent shockwaves through the aspiring gay ghost hunter community today when he posted a video of our very own gay icon Kristen Stewart announcing a formal casting call for her hotly anticipated paranormal queer reality TV show. It appears as though Kristen Stewart teaming up with the very esteemed Scout Productions (of Queer Eye and Legendary fame) and aforementioned CJ Romero to produce the currently untitled Gay Ghost Show.
“Hello, so I am scarily excited to announce that I’m teaming up with Scout, the producers of Queer Eye, Legendary, The Hype, on the most gayest most funnest most titillating queer ghost hunting show ever,” Kristen says in the video, adding an exciting physical gesture while she says the word “titillating.” She continues: “Casting begins! We need to find the most incredible LGBTQ+ ghost hunters, paranormal specialists, mediums, psychics, investigators who will lead the pack on this super gay ghost hunting adventure.”
She invites all those interested to apply at Ghost.CastingCrane.com. The graphic declares “a MAJOR STREAMER is now seeking the queerest and most fabulous experts in the paranormal space for a brand new outrageous ghost hunting extravaganza!”
At the casting website for Kristen Stewart’s Gay Ghost Show, you are invited to share your social media handles, some personal history, and indicate your area of expertise: Ghost Hunting, Historian, Paranormal Investigation, Medium, Psychic, Paranormal Tour Guide, Supernatural Psychometry and the ever-elusive “Other (Please explain below).”
Other questions include “What is the SCARIEST place you have ever investigated” and “What would you offer to a team of paranormal experts?” So sharpen your pencils, LGBTQIA+ paranormal community, your big chance to summon the ghost of Mercedes De Acosta or your childhood dog is here!!!!!!