Every Disney Princess Ranked In Order Of Lesbianism
A well-known secret is that Disney Princesses, as a whole, are all pretty gay. Other than a few who are really dedicated to their man (I’m talking to you, Ariel, giving up your voice for a fuckboy), Disney princesses are all hard working badass women and girls, who, if not for the patriarchy would take over the world. That describes 70% of the lesbians I know. I did some investigative journalism and gathered all the official Disney Princesses, some unofficial Dinsey Princesses, princess-like characters from any Fox movies that Disney may have recently purchased, and just a few villains (who are only villains because of THE PATRIARCHY), and I’ve compiled them all in a list for you, which I will now present without commentary.
Please accept my offerings, and if you disagree, as the youth say, don’t @ me.
27. Ariel—The Little Mermaid
26. Giselle—Enchanted
25. Snow White— Snow White
24. Attina, Alana, Adella, Acquata, Arista, Adrina (Ariel’s sisters)—The Little Mermaid
23. Rapunzel—Tangled
22. Anna—Frozen
21. Cinderella—Cinderella
20. Belle—Beauty and the Beast
19. Aurora—Sleeping Beauty
18. Princess Sofia—Sofia the First
17. Princess Elena—Elena of Avalor
16. Maleficent—Sleeping Beauty
15. General Leia—Star Wars
14. Shuri—Black Panther
13. Esmerelda—The Hunchback of Notre Dame
12. Tiana—The Princess and the Frog
11. Nala—The Lion King
10. Megara—Hercules
9. Jasmine—Aladdin
8. Pocahantas—Pocahontas
7. Empress Kida—Atlantis
6. Ursula—The Little Mermaid
5. Princess Anastasia—Anastasia
4. Princess Merida—Brave
3. Princess Elsa—Frozen
2. Chief Moana—Moana
1. Fa Mulan—Mulan
