Lily

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Lily’s College Lesbianage #15: Post Grad Limbo Is Where I Wanna Be

“It is still quite strange to not be in school anymore and I do have to keep reminding myself that it is OK to take some time off. That I…

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Dec 6, 2013

barack obama

college

school

Columbia Decries Barnard’s Dumb Man-Stealing Lesbian Sluts’ Success Snagging Obama For Grad Speech

When I heard that President Obama would be speaking at my school, Barnard, and not at his Alma Mater across the street, I knew that outrage would ensue. And it…

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Mar 6, 2012

beyonce

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pop culture fix

What is the Gender of Beyoncé’s Unborn Child: The Flowchart

Lily’s Team Pick: If Bey-Be grows up and tells everyone that it is the second coming I will undoubtedly believe it, become one of it’s disciples, and help it write…

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Sep 6, 2011

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school

Lily’s College Lesbianage #14: Libraries, Gay Marriage and Therapy

Unaccomplished Goal For Summer #4: Write a screenplay about a 20 year-old girl who realizes that her life long dream of becoming a child/teen star will never be realized. Call…

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Aug 5, 2011

lesbian health

periods

health

Fun Things to Do With Your Period (Besides Cry)

Lily’s Team Pick: “After I read the piece I laughed and then I cried and then I did the weird laugh/cry combo where you’re not quite sure which one you…

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Aug 4, 2011

team pick

society + culture

Ten Years of Purgatory: A.K.A. Ages 20-29

My mother does not talk about her twenties. Ever. I have no idea what she did. I imagine weird artsy jobs, loneliness, and a lot of drugs.

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Aug 1, 2011

college

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school

Lily’s College Lesbianage #13: I Have Some Issues With Growing Up

“Here is the thing about my tonsil doctor: He doubles as a plastic surgeon because I am from Palm Beach and that’s just how we roll down there.”

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Jun 17, 2011

read a f-cking book

team pick

book features

Lily’s Team Pick: Better Book Titles

Better Book Titles Tumblr: Because it would be really funny if Steinbeck’s “The Grapes of Wrath” was actually titled “Fuck tha Police”.

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Jun 6, 2011

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school

Lily’s College Lesbianage #12: Quarter-Life Crisis and Red Carpet Ricky Martin

Lily has done a lot since the last time she wrote this article: she turned 20, changed her major, pretended to be Mariah Carey, attended the red carpet of the…

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Apr 13, 2011

poems

pure poetry week

book features

Pure Poetry #9: Shel Silverstein

(from Intern Lily & w/a 12-year-old boy who lives with Laneia) – “Silverstein writes what children see. He reminds us all of what it is like to view the world…

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Feb 28, 2011

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Lily’s College Lesbianage #11: Life Plans, Cuddling – A Jedi Craves Not These Things

“Also, my brother has a haircut that makes him look like a lesbian. He looks like a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber. It’s pretty exciting.”

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Jan 12, 2011

team pick

society + culture

Lily’s Team Pick: Sexhibition and Cat Massage

Take Back The Night. But also, cat massage!

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Nov 16, 2010