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DeAnne Smith Doesn’t Feel Like A Third Wheel In New Comedy Show “Girl on Girl on Girl”

Comedians DeAnne Smith, Jess Salomon and Eman El-Husseini star in their new stand up show “Girl on Girl on Girl” happening in NYC on November 9th. And they’re giving away…

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Nov 7, 2016

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and “Playing” it “Cool”

“Appear eager. Put effort in. Show up on the first date wearing a t-shirt with a picture of her cat on it. No. Show up wearing a t-shirt with a…

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May 13, 2014

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DeAnne Smith and Taking Off That Bra, Girl

“According to me, 80-85% of women are right where I want them: completely astonished at how swiftly and effortlessly I remove their bras.”

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Apr 1, 2014

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and Internet Addiction Quiz

“You’ll never see the color blue THE SAME WAY AGAIN because you’ll be genuinely HIPPOSHIT CRAZY and unable to process primary colors without COLLAPSING INTO A BUCKET OF TEARS.”

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Feb 6, 2014

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DeAnne Smith and The Life of Luxury

As an internationally-acclaimed, world traveling comedian (borderline unemployed vagrant), I know a thing or two about how to live the sweet life on a budget.

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Jan 23, 2014

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and Hot Yoga

“This is a ridiculous amount of sweat. I know this is hot yoga and everything, but how is there even this much sweat in me? How is this possible? This…

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Dec 12, 2013

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and Um, A Cat

“I wouldn’t put it past Melissa Etheridge to presciently write a song about me and this cat 19 years before our love manifested.”

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Nov 30, 2012

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DeAnne Smith and the Sweet, Sweet Sleep

“Waking up at noon is just one of the many perks of being self-employed, working mostly at night, and not having too much pesky ambition.”

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Nov 14, 2012

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and That Pesky Time Thing

Whether it’s self-imposed deadlines, dinner dates or my menstrual cycle, you can count on me to be at least five minutes to weeks late.

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Jun 4, 2012

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DeAnne Smith and The Hook Up

“She was probably going to kick me out. No, she was probably going to call the police. I was going to jail. I was definitely going to jail.”

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Feb 21, 2012

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DeAnne Smith and The Feelings

BUT I’M A COMEDIAN! THIS FEELS WEIRD! WHY IS IT RAINING FROM MY FACE? I DON’T LIKE WEATHER COMING OUT MY EYES.

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Oct 26, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and The Dating Game

“Why are my arms so skinny? People can be friendly. Fuck, she’s so cute. Am I getting enough iron?”

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Sep 22, 2011