We Are Lesbian Tumblr in 57 Parts
HELLO! We are Queer Tumblr! There are so many queer tumblrs in the world that it can get difficult to tell the difference between them —Â especially when they all contain this photograph:
Sometimes you might forget what tumblr you’re even on. Is it fuck yeah dykes or girls who like girls or cute boyish lesbian girls or lezbehonest or lezbefriends or queering or fuckyeahqueers or pinktacolovers or cutelesbiancouples or butchfemme or queerbrownx or genderplaytime or fyeahlgbt or girlskissinggirls or whateverkissinggirlsfuckyeahlesbiandykealiciousbutchesfemmesgenderplay dot tumblr dot justgotborn dor blogspot dot com.
It’s no secret that Autostraddle loves tumblr! We are bona-fide tumblr enthusiasts. Once upon a time we gave you a list of 14 of our favorite tumblrs and every week in the NSFW Sunday we feature a new Lesbosexy Tumblr which we compiled for you once in this list of lesbosexy tumblrs. Oh also you should read our tumblr.
Now we’ve merged all the lesbian tumblrs in the world into one blog post. There are actually 40 more things that did not make it into this post because of time/space problems. Perhaps another post is in our future.
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Who Are the Lesbians and Otherwise-Identified Queers of Tumblr?
Top 57 Signs of Lesbianish Tumblrdom
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
THIS LIST DOES NOT ONLY CONTAIN LESBIANS, DUH, IT’S ABOUT BEING ON A LESBIAN-THEMED TUMBLR, NOT ACTUALLY BEING A LESBIAN. EVERYONE KNOWS KRISTEN STEWART IS STRAIGHT.
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we are lying in the grass, holding hands
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56.
we have our boyshorts on in bed
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we are always getting undressed IN the shower
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we are hipsters kissing with impeccable alternative lifestyle haircuts, ambitious bang arrangements and diverse accessories.
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we create gratuitous fictional character femslash art
[courtesy of autumn sacura via fuck yeah lesbians!]
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we love Dyke-Era Angelina Jolie
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51.
we are attracted to that girl smoking in wifebeater
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we like Ellen Page
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we are tender in bed all day long, shirtless
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we are gender outlaws
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we like your bedroom
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46.
we saw Glee last night
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45.
we know that freja beha erichsen is gay
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we used deviant-art in 2001 and a softening filter and wore strange things on our arms
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we have this haircut
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we are not afraid to do some heavy lifting
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we’ll kiss your ass
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40.
WE LOVE OUR GIRLFRIENDS SO MUCH! Our girlfriends are the world to us forever! xooxoxo!!! (But if we ever break up, we’re gonna tell you all about it on tumblr.) But for now, in the ballyhooed days of our fine fine youth, aren’t we really f-cking cute?? (Seriously, we are. We’re being serious.)
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39.
we know more about ruby rose’s personal life than we do about her professional life
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we’ve seen ALL OF THE MOVIES
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we like kim stolz when she dresses like a boy
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we enjoy a good genderfuck
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we like ellen von unwerth because she’s so f*cking homoerotic all the time
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34.
we fan our long long long hair out all over the bed
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33.
we really enjoyed this scene from Imagine Me and You
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32.
we like Jenny Shimizu without her shirt on
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31.
we have a skinny white cisgender girl problem
psa: we like genderqueeer, fuck yeah women of the rainbow, brown girls and bois, W[omen] O[f] C[olor] Survival Kit, fuck yeah chubby butches, queer fat femme and brown round boi among others.
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we enjoy long baths from above
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we had top surgery and amos mac took our picture
via the lovely amos mac
^ This is James Darling and Executive Editor Laneia likes his underwear. ^
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we were at the rally, we made signs
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we’re necking
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we enjoyed your party
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miss april is a dyke it says so on her underpants
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we appreciate emma watson’s short haircut
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we like it when straight actresses don menswear
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22.
we don’t want you to see our faces
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we ship sharmen
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we get lost in deserts, on beaches, and in meadows, but we always use the buddy system.
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we enjoy the Suicide Girls
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we are clean-skinned naked ladies all curled up around each other like fetuses or spoons or a pile of dead bodies.
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we are obsessed with Naomi & Emily
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we are awkward straight girls who couldn’t fist a vadge to save our own lives
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we just had sex, we have nice skin and a tender touch, we are going to eat something adorable now, but first let us touch her smooth belly with our tiny hands
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we want to marry tegan & sara
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we’ve got these hipbones with those boyshorts, often looking very Shane today
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we took a picture on our web-cam with a pensive hand and slightly tilted head
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we are Justin Bieber
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we are lesbians who look like Justin Bieber
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we have giant glasses for our important eyeballs
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we like Kristen Stewart Uberdyke
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we are vintage lesbians
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we’re not gay, we’re fashion: drag edition
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we’re not gay, we’re fashion: girl-on-girl fashion edition
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we think nanou looks lovely in photographs
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we are: a) in an artistic marriage-themed photoshoot, b) wearing period costumes or c) both
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we are talking about our feelings
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we are obsessed with kate moennig, have an endless supply of kate moennig photographs
