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25 Pictures of Lesbian Kink According To Stock Photography

Ryan Yates
Jan 2, 2015

Stock photo sites are very slowly getting better, and Shutterstock is mostly excellent, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t still ridiculous. (My favorites are the captions, where a photo of two women spooning naked in bed tends to be called something like “best friends relaxing together.”)

Lesbian stock photography is often silly or awkward, especially when it comes to sex. And even though many kink-themed photos seem to be trying many more are misguided at best. Enjoy this journey through stock photography, then take a crack at captioning your own at the end!

All the photos below are via shutterstock.com.

25 Pictures Of Lesbian Kink According To Stock Photography

1.

Kristen Stewart on a dark night

Kristen Stewart on a dark night

2.

yes i am so enthusiastic look at my enthusiasm

There. I killed the spider. Can we go out for brunch now?

3.

definitely the best place to store my crop is in my mouth

Invisalign, baby

4.

i don't think this is the right kind of rope

i don’t think this is the right kind of rope

5.

i don't know where you're going with this

i don’t know where you’re going with this

6.

if i don't hold my hands up like this these cuffs fall off

if i don’t hold my hands up like this these cuffs fall off

7.

UNSAFE DO NOT DO THIS

UNSAFE DO NOT DO THIS

8.

all your "vague doppelganger of Lucy Lawless" fantasies are about to be read

All your “vague doppelganger of Lucy Lawless” fantasies are about to be real

9.

i don't think you were supposed to cuff yourself to me

i don’t think you were supposed to cuff yourself to me, I don’t think this is how this works

10.

don't worry guys i figured it out

Don’t worry guys i figured it out!

11.

you want me to hold the blindfold over my own eyes?

I’m ready for my surprise! I hope it’s confetti cake.

12.

best view

Best view ever

13.

yeah you totally do have a weird thing on your tongue

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS!

14.

no one holding a whip would ever be pissed at me for just grabbing it right

no one holding a whip would ever be pissed at me for just grabbing it right

15.

no its my turn

no it’s my turn

16.

i can't believe we just match isn't that great it's so great

i can’t believe we just match isn’t that great it’s so great

17.

eyelash bondage

eyelash bondage

18.

pull hair from the roots, not from the ends

Pull hair from the roots, not from the ends

19.

i guess we can't use this crop we might wreck the balloons

Do you like these? We blew them ourselves.

20.

i really don't know where you're going with this

just keep smiling i have no idea

21.

are we doing bondage right

Hey are those your car keys in the punch bowl?

22.

boobs are the new vases

Boobs Are The New Vases

23.

i wish i had my nipple clamps

Soooo are we gonna do this or is it just gonna be a photo sesh?

24.

what if instead of hitting you properly we just pose for a while

What if instead of hitting you properly i just hang out here for a while?


25.

Your turn! How would you caption this one?

caption meeeeeee

caption meeeeeee