Stock photo sites are very slowly getting better, and Shutterstock is mostly excellent, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t still ridiculous. (My favorites are the captions, where a photo of two women spooning naked in bed tends to be called something like “best friends relaxing together.”)
Lesbian stock photography is often silly or awkward, especially when it comes to sex. And even though many kink-themed photos seem to be trying many more are misguided at best. Enjoy this journey through stock photography, then take a crack at captioning your own at the end!
All the photos below are via shutterstock.com.
25 Pictures Of Lesbian Kink According To Stock Photography
1.

Kristen Stewart on a dark night
2.

There. I killed the spider. Can we go out for brunch now?
3.

Invisalign, baby
4.

i don’t think this is the right kind of rope
5.

i don’t know where you’re going with this
6.

if i don’t hold my hands up like this these cuffs fall off
7.

UNSAFE DO NOT DO THIS
8.

All your “vague doppelganger of Lucy Lawless” fantasies are about to be real
9.

i don’t think you were supposed to cuff yourself to me, I don’t think this is how this works
10.

Don’t worry guys i figured it out!
11.

I’m ready for my surprise! I hope it’s confetti cake.
12.

Best view ever
13.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS!
14.

no one holding a whip would ever be pissed at me for just grabbing it right
15.

no it’s my turn
16.

i can’t believe we just match isn’t that great it’s so great
17.

eyelash bondage
18.

Pull hair from the roots, not from the ends
19.

Do you like these? We blew them ourselves.
20.

just keep smiling i have no idea
21.

Hey are those your car keys in the punch bowl?
22.

Boobs Are The New Vases
23.

Soooo are we gonna do this or is it just gonna be a photo sesh?
24.

What if instead of hitting you properly i just hang out here for a while?
25.
Your turn! How would you caption this one?

caption meeeeeee
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