Illustrated by Archie Bongiovanni
1. Jillian Holtzmann making out with Jillian Holtzmann
2. Imperator Furiosa shotgunning a Modelo
3. Daria and Xena making nervous eye contact
4. Multiple of every Orphan Black clone
5. A Wonder Woman who is very excited to tell everyone that Wonder Woman is canonically queer, even though everyone already knows
6. Harley Quinn flirting with Enchantress
7. Two Carol Airds arguing over the book vs. the movie
8. Therese standing patiently in a corner, waiting for one of the Carols to approach her
9. An army of resurrected Lexas
10. At least one resurrected Lexa who is very prepared to loudly discuss the ins and outs of the Bury Your Gays trope after a couple drinks
11. A resurrected Barb getting wild on the dance floor after shotgunning with Furiosa
12. Peter Pan and Justin Bieber discussing gender theory
13. Marcia Clark ripping shots
14. So many witches (and yet there are never enough)
15. Piper and Alex from Orange Is The New Black because even though they aren’t even together on the show anymore, there will always be a white couple dressed as them at every queer Halloween party for the rest of eternity
16. Marceline the Vampire Queen and Princess Bubblegum and Ruby and Sapphire tangled up in a group hug
17. Nyssa al Ghul and Katniss Everdeen comparing bows
18. Kara Danvers trying to avoid her ex, who happens to be Wonder Woman
19. Brienne of Tarth double-fisting two different IPAs
20. Dana Scullys lowkey checking out the other Dana Scullys
21. 11 Elevens on the dance floor
