Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…
haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger
do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!
i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants
totally eating you out later
this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle
nope, still not into men
they look just like my girlfriend’s
i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs
omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0
yay giant boxes!
i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper
hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco
if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”
don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians
later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit
oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!
thanks so much, ok cupid
for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!
actually, this is pretty straightforward