This weekend, Timothee Chalamet released the first photo of himself as young Willy Wonka into the wild and the internet went as berserk as it always does every time this Victorian doll disguised as a sentient human man does basically anything at all.
WONKA ✨✨🍫 pic.twitter.com/ozaerNtroP
— Timothée Chalamet (@RealChalamet) October 10, 2021
Which of course made me think: queer women and non-binary babes always do it so much better. That’s especially true with top hats and here are 15 pieces of proof!
Gonzo, A Christmas Carol
— spookt 👻 (@ktmob_) October 10, 2021
Non-binary icon Carly Usdin also confirmed Gonzo as a non-binary icon based on the recent Gonzerella storyline where they dressed up like a fairytale princess and asked thier friends to just accept them for who they are. And who they are here is: the queer who wore it first!
Marlene Dietrich
Photo by Eugene Robert Richee/John Kobal Foundation/Getty Images
The original Shane McCutcheon, Merlene Dietrich was described by a film critic in the 30s as a woman whose “masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.” I can certainly attest to that first thing!
Gladys Bentley
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An iconic performer of the Harlem Renaissance, which historian Henry Louis Gates Jr. famously said was “surely as gay as it was Black,” Bentley knew audiences loved her fashion as much as they loved her singing. “For the customers of the club, one of the unique things about my act was the way I dressed,” she once wrote. “I wore immaculate full white dress shirts with stiff collars, small bow ties and shirts, oxfords, short Eton jackets and hair cut straight back.”
Anne Lister, Gentleman Jack
The Yorkshire lady of renown even married another woman — England’s purported first gay marriage — in a top hat!
Josephine Baker
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Oh you know, just your average world renowned performer / World War II spy / activist — who also enjoyed looking dapper out and about on the town. (And by “town,” I mean “Paris.”)
Jo March, Little Women
“Women!” — Jo March
Callie Torres, Grey’s Anatomy
Sometimes, after a long and hard day, what your partner needs is hats and gifts and donuts and lingerie. Callie Torres taught us that!
Babadook
Ah, Babadook! They’re the top-hatted gay icon we didn’t know we needed!
Emily Dickinson and Sue Gilbert, Dickinson
Or should I say “Lysander Periwinkle” and “Tybalt Butterfly”? Sue and Em love dressing up “as boys” because they look cool, because it affords them a certain amount of freedom, because no one’s suggesting their breeches should have artificially wide hips to “help them look fertile” and because they love making other boys look stupid.
America Chavez
The cover of America #2 has everyone’s favorite queer Latina superhero heavily referencing Beyonce’s Lemonade, which especially makes sense as Gabby Rivera, who was running the series at the time, wrote: “I love women. I love myself. I feel like sometimes I’m not considered a woman. People assume I’m a masculine kind of person because I wear hats or boots. And to me, womanhood is so flexible and so ever-expanding and how beautiful is it to show all the ways that it manifests? And especially when it comes to Latinas and Black women. Our bodies’ shapes and sizes vary, and are equally supported by the community and equally loved.”
Sara Lance, Legends of Tomorrow
I’m not sure exactly what’s going on here because it’s from the latest Legends of Tomorrow trailer, but I think a good guess would be: circus!
Janelle Monáe
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Janelle Monae’s 2019 Met Gala dress was a Christian Siriano custom design that “hit all the high notes: exaggerated glamour, art-historical pomp, and a duality in sync with our masculine-feminine age.” It also featured about 30 top hats.
Nan and Kitty, Tipping the Velvet
Just a couple of drag performers who fall in love and can’t keep their hands off each other or their top hats on. Ah, history!
“this Victorian doll disguised as a sentient human” SO GOOD
I’m just commenting to acknowledge that I wore a top hat to homecoming and somehow I’m not on this list…?
finally the muppet representation we need! thank you for your service gonzorella
okay I didn’t know my sexuality could be summarized as “women and non-binary people wearing top hats and a Victorian doll disguised as a sentient human man, I guess” (Timothée Chalamet is one of the four celebrity men I find attractive, the other two being Cillian Murphy, Dane Dehaan and Andrew Scott, who, all three, creepily kinda fit this vibe?) also, MARLENE. DIETRICH. Marlene Dietrich. How was this person real?! (that photo was my laptop screensaver for years).
The Babadook being adopted by the queer community will never stop being funny to me lmao
Is it weird that I think about Gladys Bentley in her white tux and top hat at least once a week
KITTAYYY!!!!
(Those who know, know.)
Now, this is the article I never knew I needed! I also didn’t realise how many ‘women and non-binary babes’ I’ve loved that have worn top hats. Hats off to you my friends.
Perfection.
For the love of God, Gonzo is NOT non binary. Yes, he’s weird, eccentric maybe even a little bit autistic, but never trans or nonbinary. He’s always been a male straight character. He’s never shown any interest in male characters.
Stop trying to change beloved characters in order to fit the woke agenda. It’s really starting to get annoying now.