Last night, the baddest bitches went to the Metropolitan art museum in their baddest bitch clothes. This year’s Met Gala was arranged by Anna Wintour and was hosted by Lady Gaga, Serena Williams, and Harry Styles. Lena Waithe also sat on the planning committee.
As a whole, people didn’t read the essay and had no clue what “camp” was. There were lots of earnest trials and failures, however, and I think that’s the embodiment of camp! Straight people failing at camp is campier than I could’ve hoped for, friends. So overall, I’d say it was a success. Here are my favorite looks paired with my favorite sentences from Susan Sontag’s 1964 essay, “Notes on Camp.”
Also, Ciara and Big Freedia did…this together. It’s so campy I could quote the whole essay under it, so instead, here it is without commentary:
“The whole point of Camp is to dethrone the serious.”
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“So, not all homosexuals have Camp taste. But homosexuals, by and large, constitute the vanguard — and the most articulate audience — of Camp.”
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“For Camp art is often decorative art, emphasizing texture, sensuous surface, and style at the expense of content.”
“To perceive Camp in objects and persons is to understand Being-as-Playing-a-Role.”
“That way, the way of Camp, is not in terms of beauty, but in terms of the degree of artifice, of stylization.”
“Camp is art that proposes itself seriously, but cannot be taken altogether seriously because it is ‘too much.'”
“Camp is a woman walking around in a dress made of three million feathers.”
“Without passion, one gets pseudo-Camp — what is merely decorative, safe, in a word, chic.”
“The hallmark of Camp is the spirit of extravagance.”
“Camp is the answer to the problem: how to be a dandy in the age of mass culture.”
“One is drawn to Camp when one realizes that “sincerity” is not enough.”
“Camp taste is, above all, a mode of enjoyment, of appreciation – not judgment.”
“Camp is the triumph of the epicene style.”
“Camp responds particularly to the markedly attenuated and to the strongly exaggerated.”
“To camp is a mode of seduction — one which employs flamboyant mannerisms susceptible of a double interpretation; gestures full of duplicity, with a witty meaning for cognoscenti and another, more impersonal, for outsiders.”
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“Camp involves a new, more complex relation to “the serious.” One can be serious about the frivolous, frivolous about the serious.”
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“The Camp sensibility is disengaged, depoliticized — or at least apolitical.”
“Camp… makes no distinction between the unique object and the mass-produced object.”
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“Camp is a solvent of morality. It neutralizes moral indignation, sponsors playfulness.”
“It seems unlikely that much of the traditional opera repertoire could be such satisfying Camp if the melodramatic absurdities of most opera plots had not been taken seriously by their composers. One doesn’t need to know the artist’s private intentions. The work tells all.”
“What the Camp eye appreciates is the unity, the force of the person.”
Shine bright like @awkwafina #MetGala2019 #MetGala pic.twitter.com/mJ2KLLCn0J
— NYLON (@NylonMag) May 6, 2019
“Camp is the glorification of ‘character.'”
MY KWEEN @whembleysewell <3 <3 pic.twitter.com/DXhafzCFCY
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) May 6, 2019
“What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.”
Caroline Trentini has amazing bone structure #metgala pic.twitter.com/EJ2tpDuyL1
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) May 6, 2019
“Only that which has the proper mixture of the exaggerated, the fantastic, the passionate, and the naïve.”
“All Camp objects, and persons, contain a large element of artifice.”
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“Many examples of Camp are things which, from a “serious” point of view, are either bad art or kitsch.”
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“…In their relative unpretentiousness and vulgarity, they are more extreme and irresponsible in their fantasy – and therefore touching and quite enjoyable.”
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“Camp is as well a quality discoverable in objects and the behavior of persons.”
“Camp is either completely naive or else wholly conscious.”
“Camp taste nourishes itself on the love that has gone into certain objects and personal style.”
“It incarnates a victory of “style” over “content,” “aesthetics” over “morality,” of irony over tragedy.”
“The androgyne is certainly one of the great images of Camp sensibility.”
“Style is everything.”
“There is seriousness in Camp… But there is never, never tragedy.”
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“There is a sense in which it is correct to say: “It’s too good to be Camp.” Or “too important,” not marginal enough.”
“Camp refuses both the harmonies of traditional seriousness, and the risks of fully identifying with extreme states of feeling.”
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“[Camp]…is not a natural mode of sensibility, if there be any such.”
“Some art which can be approached as Camp… merits the most serious admiration and study.”
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“Camp asserts that good taste is not simply good taste; that there exists, indeed, a good taste of bad taste.”
“Camp taste transcends the nausea of the replica.”
“Camp introduces a new standard: artifice as an ideal, theatricality.”
“Pure Camp is always naive. Camp which knows itself to be Camp (“camping”) is usually less satisfying.”
“If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.”
“The new-style dandy, the lover of Camp, appreciates vulgarity.”
“Camp proposes a comic vision of the world.”
“Camp taste identifies with what it is enjoying.”
“[Camp] is the love of the exaggerated, the “off,” of things-being-what-they-are-not.”
“The relation of Camp taste to the past is extremely sentimental.”
“So many of the objects prized by Camp taste are old-fashioned, out-of-date, démodé.”
“But since no authentic aristocrats in the old sense exist today to sponsor special tastes, who is the bearer of this taste? Answer: an improvised self-elected class, mainly homosexuals, who constitute themselves as aristocrats of taste.”
“Time liberates the work of art from moral relevance, delivering it over to the Camp sensibility.
“Camp is a tender feeling.”
“Things are campy, not when they become old – but when we become less involved in them, and can enjoy, instead of be frustrated by, the failure of the attempt”
“Successful Camp… even when it reveals self-parody, reeks of self-love.”
INDYA MOORE.
thats it. thats the tweet. pic.twitter.com/g11XBBmauu— cuzzy (@cudegracah) May 7, 2019
“…The Camp sensibility is one that is alive to a double sense in which some things can be taken.”
“And Camp is esoteric — something of a private code, a badge of identity even, among small urban cliques.”
Y’all are probably familiar with the dearth of positive trans representation out there in the world, and also the oft-problematic situation in which the few trans women characters that do exist are rarely portrayed by actual trans actresses. Those roles usually go to cis men, and often go to cis women. This issue has gotten increasing attention over the last few years as high-profile trans female roles have been snagged by cis male actors like Eddie Redmayne, Jared Leto and Matt Bomer. There’s no need for this to happen when there are so many trans actresses out there who are ready and willing to do the work, as explained in a video released last month in which trans actors demand Hollywood cast trans actors in trans roles. “We’re not saying that cis people can’t ever play trans parts,” the video declares, “Just that right now, in this culture, there are consequences: bad ones.”
I recently witnessed a trivia game in which a group of queer people were unable to name more than three trans actresses (which sadly is two more than most Americans can name). Nothing makes me more bananas than seeing human beings incorrectly answer questions I know the answer to, which’s why I was VERY popular in elementary school. BUT SERIOUSLY that situation is what inspired me to make this list, a process through which I learned about so many women I’d never heard of before. Probably neither have you!
So, here we are: 55 trans actresses y’all should know and love and that we’ll hopefully see on some screens or stages more often than we do currently.
Alexandra Billings in “How To Get Away With Murder”
Alexandra Billings is brilliant barrier-busting actress, cabaret performer, director, activist and playwright. She’s one of the first trans women to ever play a trans woman on television, and she’s since popped up on shows like How to Get Away with Murder, Grey’s Anatomy, ER and Eli Stone; as well as playing Davina, Moira’s HIV-Positive best friend, on Transparent.
Alexandra Grey in “Code Black”
Grey’s first role was as a Dancer on the TV series Braxton Family Values in 2011, and she went on to snag a featured role as Lisa Knight in the TV series Jess Like Me as well as parts in a bunch of other TV shows and movies, including Chasing Life, DTLA, All About Lizzie, Glee, Transparent, Code Black, Chicago Med and Doubt. She played the legendary Marsha P. Johnson in Drunk History: Bar Fights and Seville in When We Rise.
Prior to her appearance on Transparent in 2014, Del Lago’s last big acting job was in the TV show Wings in 1997. She’s also a costume designer, makeup artist and filmmaker.
Amanda Lepore is a legend. She’s perhaps best known as a former Club Kid and the muse of photographer David LaChapelle. She’s also a singer, a performance artist, a model and an actress who appeared in movies like Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!, Party Monster, Zoolander and Sex and the City.
Sheth played Kami Sutra on the TV series Outsourced as well as appearing in several shorts, the TV series Crave, and the documentaries Blow Out, In the Life and Mores for Gays. She’s a singer with a BFA in Musical Theater who toured in many theaterical productions prior to coming out as trans. After coming out, she worked as a volunteer at The Trevor Project and has been active in theater, including a recent turn in the Public Theater’s production of Southern Comfort.
Photo Credit: © Jennifer Maria
Angel Qinan is a Filipina model and actress known for The Fosters,The Real O’Neals, Transparent, NCIS: Los Angeles, Crossing Fingers and Strut. She made her runway debut as the first transgender model in Sacramento Fashion Week and has since walked for New York Fashion Week and performs with the Trans Chorus Los Angeles.
Angelica Ross in “Her Story”
Ross, an activist and the founder and CEO of anti-poverty program TransTech Social Enterprises, starred in Her Story and also has a recurring role on the upcoming female-fronted TNT comedy Claws, and did guest spots on Doubt and Danger & Eggs. She won a GLAAD Award in 2017 for an episode of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and a 2016 Human Rights Campaign Visibility Award.
Wallace, a Scottish actress, made history in 2015 when she became the first transgender person to play a regular transgender character in a British Soap opera when she earned the role of Sally St. Claire in Hollyoaks. She’s also appeared in Shameless and Dream On, and is a composer.
Autostraddle’s Lizz interviewing Wanzer at New York Fashion Week
A model best known for being featured on the Oxygen Reality TV show Strut, she also played Kristal in the TV series Cheetah in August as well as roles in several other Film/TV projects.
This British stand-up comedian played Helen in the TV series Cucumber/Banana and appeared in a 2015 episode of Doctor Who. She also played herself in the TV series documentary short Tofu. She describes herself as “Britain’s only goth, lesbian, transsexual comedian.”
Bianca Leigh in “Trans Scripts”
Leigh made her film debut in 2015’s Transamerica, played Karma Johnstone in Hurricane Bianca, and had a guest spot on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. She appeared onstage in the U.S. premiere of “Trans Scripts” this past January.
Bianca Von Krieg in the “Faces of Muni” Campaign
Bianca Von Krieg is an actual baroness with degrees from Stanford and MIT who has appeared in 2 Broke Girls, Murder in the First, Looking, Glee and several independent films.
Actress, producer, editor, writer, director and activist Calpernia Adams has been in a lot of shorts and TV shows, like Hey Qween, In the Moment, Transproofed and Transamerica. Her production company, Deep Stealth, creates educational and entertainment material around gender-identification issues. She has also performed in all-transgender and mixed-status productions of The Vagina Monologues and was the lady-looking-for-love in the 2008 Logo TV series Transamerican Love Story.
Actress Candis Cayne attends the 27th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
Cayne is one of the first actresses I ever interviewed on a red carpet and she was so incredible and nice and I will always love her for that. Also! In addition to being cool, she played Carmelita Rainer on the great but short-lived TV series Dirty Sexy Money, Alexis Stone on Nip/Tuck, Ms.Hudson on Elementary, and has shown up in a dozen or so other TV shows and various films AND also some reality TV shows, like I Am Cait, RuPaul’s Drag Race and Hey Qween.
Carlie is making her film debut in the 2018 movie “The Garden Left Behind,” in which she plays Tina, an undocumented woman who emigrated from Mexico with her grandmother as a child and now want to stay and transition, while her grandmother longs to return. Carlie is also an artist/photographer.
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Model Carmen Carrera had a three-episode turn on The Bold and the Beautiful and appeared in the show Jane the Virgin as well as playing herself in RuPaul’s Drag Race, Cake Boss and Couples Therapy.
Cossey would’ve had a very different career if she’d been born in a different era — but, alas, her on-screen debut in the 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only led Caroline, a very popular model who appeared on the cover of Vogue, to be outed as transgender. The ensuing press hounding thrust her into a deep depression. She appeared in the Duran Duran music video “Rio” in 1992, and in Power Station’s “Some Like it Hot” in 1986, and also was the first transgender woman to appear in Playboy. In the early ’90s she appeared on Donahue, The Joan Rivers Show, The Howard Stern Show and The Geraldo Rivera Show, and was in 2016’s The Trans List.
CeCe appeared plays including the Off-Broadway production of “Incongruence” at the New York Theater Workshop and “Street Children” at the Vertigo Theater Company. She directed “A Month of Sundays” Off-Broadway and played the Senator’s Mistress on Adult Swim’s “Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell.” She got her start as Cinna in the Los Angeles Shakespeare Company’s production of Julius Caesar.
Farley is a community activist who has told her story in the documentaries Red Without Blue and American Transgender, as well as popping up in scripted shows Sense8 and When We Rise. Her husband, Jim, is also transgender.
Dina Nina Martinez is a comedian who plated Delilah James in The Misadventures of Delilah James and a character named Dina Martinez in The Cavanaughs. She’s done stand-up at venues including LA’s The Comedy Store, the Madison queer comedy show Alphabet Soup, LA Pride, and The Chicago Women’s Funny Festival.
As America’s first out transgender television reporter, Lane has hosted/produced/reported segments and shows for outlets including PBS affiliates, CNN Tonight, ET and Huffington Post. Lane got her start in the theater, and returned to the stage this year for a production of “Trans Scripts.”
Eve Lindley at The Tribeca Film Festival via Teen Vogue
Eve Lindley plays Sylvia Rivera in the short film Happy Birthday, Marsha! and had recurring roles as Frida in the TV series Outsiders, Hot Carla in Mr. Robot and trans female character Peter Pam in the film “All We Had” with Katie Holmes.
Erika Ervin in “American Horror Story”
Ervin, who often goes by the name “Amazon Eve,” earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records in 2011 for being the world’s tallest model (she’s 6’8!). She’s appeared in the television shows Hemlock Grove and American Horror Story: Freak Show.
Gigi Lazzarato tends to play herself when she’s onscreen, which is a lot — like in her feature length documentary, This is Everything: Gigi Gorgeous. But she’s also appeared on the YouTube TV series Me and My Grandma and Nightcap.
Hari Nef in “Transparent”
Nef’s career as an actress and model has really taken off the past few years. She played Gittel in Transparent and Bex in Assassination Nation, was the first openly transgender model signed to IMG Models, walked the New York Fashion Week runway, appeared on the cover of Elle Magazine, in commercials for L’Oreal Paris True Match and is a spokesmodel for Everlane’s 100% Human Campaign.
In 2011, Santana became the first openly transgender actress to be nominated for a major film acting award in the United States when she appeared in Gun Hill Road. She’s also appeared in two Eating Out films and the TV series Futurestates as well as Transparent.
photo by Joseph Viles for The Huffington Post
Reust, a musician, actress & producer, appeared in Glee‘s transgender choir, and also in the TV shows Chasing Life and Faking It and movies like And Then There Was Eve and Mothers and Daughters. She was a composer for two episodes of Her Story and her band is called Spectacular Spectacular!
Ivory Aquino in “When We Rise”
Prior to her role as legendary transgender activist Cecelia Chung in the ABC miniseries When We Rise, Aquino spent ten years in theater. She came out as trans before her network television debut on the Dustin Lance Black miniseries.
Jamie Clayton in “Sense8”
Before playing lead ensemble character on the 2-season Netflix show Sense8, model/actress Clayton appeared in The Neon Demon, Hung and Dirty Work. She got her start on a 2010 Vh1 Reality Show, Transform Me, which was co-hosted by Laverne Cox and Nina Poon.
Jazzmun’s career began with her appearance on the 1984 variety show Putitn’ on the Hits. From there, she performed onstage all over Los Angeles, playing her stage character Jazzmun, Whitney Houston and Diana Ross, eventually catching the eye of Gloria Estefan, who cast her in the “Everlasting Love” music video. RuPaul did the same. Her television resume includes Desperate Houswives, CSI: NY, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, ER, The Closer, NYPD Blue, Sons of Anarchy and Gilmore Girls. She played Bobbi Jean Baker in When We Rise.
Jen Richards in “Her Story”
Richards is the writer and star of the trans mini-series Her Story, and has also appeared on Nashville and Doubt. The advocate and consultant also appeared as herself on shows like I Am Cait and AOL’s True Trans with Laura Jane Grace, and writes for NewNowNext. She is the writer and creator of We Happy Trans.
Crockett was the first-ever trans actress to play a trans woman on American television when she played a lesbian who went on one date with Original Cindy on an episode of Dark Angel.
Rodriguez played Cin-dee in the acclaimed independent film Tangerine.
Updike, an accomplished model, will make her film debut this year in the Bruce LaBruce indie The Misandrists, and has appeared onstage in Ireland as well as in her home state of Indiana.
Lovell is an activist, artist, producer and actress known for her roles in the upcoming film The Garden Left Behind and her appearance in Happy Birthday Marsha! She was honored in the 2015 Trans List for her vigorous work carrying on Sylvia Rivera’s legacy by supporting transient young people. In 2011, she produced a documentary about trans representation in the media.
Lady Dane Figueroa Edidi in ‘Last of Wyos.’ Photo by K-Town Studio via DC Metro Arts
Lady Dane is an actor, singer, performance artist, dancer and writer who has been putting together her own cabaret shows since she was a teenager and debuted at Don’t Tell Mamas in 2011. She’s worked for a number of theater troupes and starred in her one-woman show “Klytmnestra” at the SpookyAction Theater. In 2015, she became the first Trans playwright to have her work showcased in the Theater Alliance’s Hot House New Play Reading Series.
Laverne Cox plays Sophia Bursett on the Netflix series Orange is the New Black and was a series regular on Doubt, a short-lived legal drama. She’s also guested on numerous TV programs, including Bored to Death, Law & Order, Law & Order:Special Victims Unit, Faking It and The Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce. She starred as Dr. Frank-n-Further on The Rocky Horror Picture Show Live! and had prominent roles in independent films like Grandma (starring Lily Tomlin) and Musical Chairs.
Hendly was a cosmetology student with her own YouTube channel when she was recruited to star as a bisexual trans woman in the 2014 romantic comedy Boy Meets Girl. In 2016, she appeared in an episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Mizz June is a musician and actress who has appeared in All My Children and the new pilot Vin & June. She recently starred in the The Movement Theater Company’s production of “And She Would Stand Like This.”
Mya Taylor’s only film credit prior to co-starring in Tangerine was a spot on the TV series Hollywood Wasteland, but now she’s racking ’em up! She has since appeared as Diane in Diane from the Moon and Marsha P Johnson in Happy Birthday, Marsha! She also stars in Myra, a film about a transgender sex worker in an unwanted love triangle, set to debut in 2018.
Nicole in “Royal Pains”
Mains did a guest spot on Royal Pains in one of the least problematic transgender television episodes of all time. She also was “Susan Doe” in Doe v. Clenchy, a landmark case in which her parents sued her school district for her right to use a female restroom. She’s currently in art school in Maine.
Marlo Bernier in “Myrna”
Bernier began her acting career before coming out as trans, with roles including Roy Cohn in a Baltimore production of Angels in America and John/James in Love! Valour! Compassion! She’s also guested on shows like Cold Case, Alias, Homicide and Las Vegas. She wrote, produced and starred as Myrna Michaels in the TV Movie Myrna in 2014, and in the America Repertory Theater’s production of “Trans Scripts.”
MJ Rodriguez in “Trans Scripts”
Rodriguez played Angel in the 2011 Off-Broadway revival of Rent, of which she told Playbill, “It wasn’t like being a character. I was in character, of course, but I was also living me and telling my story through Angel.” She made her television debut in Nurse Jackie, went on to guest in The Carrie Diaries, [Blank] My Life and Luke Cage and appear onstage in “Trans Scripts.” She was nominated for an acting award at the Tribeca Film Festival for her role as Ebony in “Saturday Church.”
Our Lady J became the first trans woman writing for Transparent, and also appeared in a few episodes in 2015 as “Yorna.” She’s a singer/songwriter who has collaborated with Sia and Lady Gaga and was the first openly trans woman to perform at Carnegie Hall.
Harrison is a comedian who dropped out of Ohio University and moved to New York to live the dream, where she’s quickly made a name for herself doing live shows and appearing in videos for Seriously TV. She appeared with Patti Harrison on 5 Transgender Tropes That Need To Stop.
Pooya is an Iranian-American actress who has appeared in a whopping 22 short films, nine TV series and ten movies. The most recognizable credits on her resume were spots on USA’s Falling Water and the CBS series Madam Secretary.
Rachel Crowl serving as Web Content and New Media Coordinator for Lawrence University
Crowl’s career began in the New York Theater scene, where she played Henry in an Off-Broadway production of Henry V. She’s making her screen debut this year in the indie film And Then There Was Eve.
This year, model/editor/voiceover actress Rain Valdez was cast in the recurring role of Coco in Lopez, George Lopez’s TV Land sitcom. She’s also appeared in shorts like Trans-R, Ryans and Over the Counter. She has worked on the set of Transparent as the Director’s Assistant and Coordinating Producer since 2015.
Root in “The Danish Girl”
Root, a British actress, starred in the UK TV Mini-Series Boy Meets Girl and also had parts in Hollyoaks, Casual and Doctors. She played a cisgender nurse in the film The Danish Girl.
Roxy Wood on the set of “Grace and Frankie via Bingo Boy Inc
Wood is a performer and actress who has appeared on TV shows including Girlboss, 2 Broke Girls, Grace and Frankie, Wicked City, Transparent, CSI: Immortality and BoysTown.
Sadie O’Neil as Jessie
O’Neil played Jesse Sweetland, a closeted trans girl hockey star, in the CBC mystery series “Bellevue.” Of her performance, show star Anna Paquin told the CBC, “I don’t think there’s probably anyone better to embody that than somebody for whom that experience reflects their own,”
Savannah is a Canadian actress who has recently appeared in Beauty and the Beast on the CW and Killjoys on SyFy, as well as the mini-series The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe and a number of shorts. She’s also the first out Trans athlete in Canadian history to compete in team sports internationally, as a member of the 2015 Canadian National Women’s Dodgeball Team.
Nayfack is a celebrated director and choreographer with dozens of plays and cabaret shows under her belt, but she’s an actress too: in her one-woman show Post-Op at Joe’s Pub, a recurring role on Hulu’s Difficult People as Lola, and a number of other indie films and theater productions. She’s the founding Artistic Director of the Musical Theater Factory, which has developed over 100 new musicals.
Sophia Grace Gianni in “The Real Thing”
12-year-old Sophia played Young Moira in flashbacks during Transparent‘s third season, and also stars in the 2017 short The Real Thing, in which a soldier returns home to meet his daughter, who transitioned while he was on tour.
Tamara Williams in “The Garden Left Behind”
Williams appeared in No Shade in 2013, and plays Carol in the upcoming 2018 film The Garden Left Behind.
Lysette has played a few roles besides the one she’s best-known for, Shea on Transparent — she starred as Sylvia Rivera for an episode of Drunk History, Gisele in Blunt Talk and, of course, started her on-screen career with an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Drucker in “Transparent”
Drucker is primarily an artist and producer, but she’s also appeared onscreen in two of her production/co-prodiuction projects — She’s Gone Rogue and Transparent.
Welcome back to No Filter, wherein we dissect the most important celebrity social media moments of the past week. This week, we came to finally accept that the love affair of Soko and Kristen Stewart has come to an end, which was great news for me because following Soko on Snapchat was making me want to smash my head against the kitchen cabinets (for what it’s worth, Soko seems unimpressed with the whole ordeal). In the meantime, Kristen was spotted out in West Hollywood with former girlfriend Alicia Cargile, and then the two of them went out for coffee somewhere in Silverlake. In the last couple of days, she finally jetted out to Cannes, where she’ll be promoting the 3453 movies she made this year, but she also took the time to have this enlightening conversation with Variety. Kristen never actually came out and said she was gay, as per ushe, but she did say things like:
“When I was dating a guy, I would never talk about my relationships to anyone,” she says. “I feel the same way now.” She doesn’t use the word “girlfriend,” though she’s been photographed in public with women she’s reportedly dated. “I’m not hiding shit,” she says. “And I’m very obviously …” She leaves the last word of that sentence in ellipses.
VERY OBVIOUSLY WHAT, KRISTEN!??!?!?
Anyway, on to the Instagram!
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Okay.
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This swan is trying so hard to be friends with Hari Nef and she’s just not having it.
Did you want to watch Jiz Lee swimming laps across a pool? Of course you did.
I guess Kate Moennig’s dog is a model for these wigs for pets that Leisha Hailey made, and Leisha and Kate spent the past couple of days hawking them at RuPaul’s DragCon. Floyd looks very natural here.
These two jerks.
This is what your girlfriend Lena Waithe looked like as a little girl and she looks pretty much exactly the same, just smaller.
I cannot believe this A League Of Their Own reunion, or that Rhea Butcher got to hang with Dottie Hinson, Queen of Diamonds. If you’d like to see more pictures of this reunion, including Anne “Has Anybody Seen My New Red Hat?” Ramsay (aka Robin from The L Word), Vulture has some very excellent photographs.
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Uh, I guess Angel Haze is looking for single moms, so. Also, not sure how long that neck tattoo has been there but… yikes.
Ellen Page reached peak cute in front of this helicopter.
Join us next week, when hopefully Tegan and Sara’s cats get ahold of those wigs.
Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly investigation of the most fascinating celebrity Instagram stories and Hollywood gossip. This week, allegedly someone asked Kristen Stewart at a Coachella party if she was Soko’s girlfriend and she was like, “Yeah, dude.” This is monumental news!
Also, in case you were wondering, you will never have a love as grand and glorious as that which exists between Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor:
Day off goodness… Boy @HollandTaylor earned this evening of bread and gin… #sundayfunday #Ann pic.twitter.com/BHjGEqirD6
— Sarah Paulson (@MsSarahPaulson) April 18, 2016
It was Samira Wiley’s birthday this week and to celebrate she smiled this really cute smile for you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BERHPe0iy15/
If you ever run into Hari Nef on the street and you get tongue tied and don’t know what to talk about, here’s a gentle suggestion.
Just thought you could use this image of Jiz Lee posing on top of a car today.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEM0xDbmFQp/
I still don’t believe this cat is real.
Checking in on Ellen Page, and it turns out she’s taking you on a ROAD TRIP!!! You’re gonna look so cute posing in front of the Grand Canyon together.
Ingrid Nilsen showcasing her new hairstyle, which we here at Autostraddle call the Alex Vega.
Mariah Carey isn’t gay or anything, I just cannot stop staring at this picture.
Join us next week, when everyone on this list gets an Alex Vega haircut, including Mariah Carey probs.
Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of Instagram tabloid journalism covered with the utmost integrity. If you guys are A+ subscribers (and you really should be), you may have heard the senior editors asking me about Kristen and Soko’s relationship on their most recent A+ Inbox Live Podcast. When asked if I thought that Kristen Stewart had found her Samantha Ronson (as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson remain my gold standard for all relationships everywhere), I said I wasn’t sure – but maybe I spoke too soon, because it looks a whole lot like Kristen has become the Samantha Ronson she wishes to see in the world. Beyond that, looks like Alicia is tweeting hopefully about maybe finding love again someday. If anybody would like to invite her to be their date to the A-Camp prom, now’s the time.
Here’s what your girlfriend Lena Waithe looks like cuddled up on the couch, ready for you to come over and catch up on The People vs OJ Simpson with her. She didn’t even skip ahead and watch the episodes you missed!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEEK_fcLmk1/
Angel Haze is hard at work on a sugar coma, as is their right as a goddamn adult.
Is this the gayest picture ever taken of Leisha Hailey? Probably not.
Is it just me or is Samira Wiley in that elevator that gets stuck all the time? Girl, get to work safe.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BECxEuliy2D/
Hari Nef’s pants, that is all.
Even the dogs can’t handle LA when it rains.
Haven’t checked in with Ellen and Samantha for a while, turns out they’re still disgustingly adorable.
Join us next week, when Hari Nef’s pants may have to save Samira from that broken-ass elevator.
Welcome back to No Filter, where dreams come true and everybody’s pets are cuter than everything else on the whole internet. This was a big week for Kristen Stewart and Soko, so we’re talking about them in a separate post – this is just to discuss those famous queers who feel the need to express themselves solely through the power of Instagram. Sometimes there’s just too much going on in the world of homo tabloid journalism, and the only way we can really keep track of it is to focus our energy on carefully curated photos of Sara Quin’s cats. Without further ado, here are the most pressing issues of the day:
When the cutest part of the picture isn’t even Samira Wiley or Lauren’s sentiment but is actually the contented expression on the dog’s face, that’s pretty impressive.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDeF5c8Cy-p/
Hari Nef declared herself not straight this week, saw Carly Rae Jepsen in concert and drove around town with Miley Cyrus, so all in all she’s having a pretty queer week and it’s my pleasure to welcome her to this very important column.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDhHEhKrmoy/
Angel Haze, trying and failing with moves nobody but LL Cool J has ever pulled off. Sorry bud.
Laura Jane Grace, resplendent as usual.
I thought Jiz Lee was eating a burger with a lot of lettuce on it in thumbnail form but actually they are playing Go Fish with you, so.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDebTpNmFd6/
Shut the fuck up, Tegan and Sara, these cannot possibly be real cats.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDZgH5Qq6dr/
Look how fucking cute Brittani Nichols was this week. No, really.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDdmn0_q6Xz/
Brittani Nichols was so cute this week she gets included twice. Here she is as a Hot Cop. You can tell she’s a Hot Cop because I mean, look how hot they are.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgAwhqwqZL/
I don’t know how I feel about Kreayshawn’s haircut, it’s giving me ‘your elementary school friend’s mom who always made your sandwiches weird’ vibes.
Join us next week, when Brittani Nichols busts Tegan and Sara for adorable cat fraud.